Sourabh Gandhi

Monday, April 11, 2005

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Welcome To The World Os Sourabh Gandhi!!!





LADKA BOLA :
KASH eIN HASINAO KE BAAP MAR JATE,

BAHANA GAM KA HOTA, HUM INKE GHAR TO JAATE.

LADKI BOLI:
BEWKOOF, YEH SOCHANA BHI PAAP HOGA,

KISI DIN TU BHI KISI HASINA KA BAAP HOGA

 





LADKI BOLI: CHANDNI CHAAND SE HOTI HAI, SITARON SE NAHI,

MOHABBAT EK SE HOTI HAI, HAZAARON SE NAHI.

LADKA BOLA : CHANDNI AGAR CHAAND SE HOGI TO SITARON KA KYA HOGA,

MOHABBAT AGAR EK SE HOGI TO HAZARON KA KYA HOGA

 





WOH SADAK KE IS PAAR THI

HUM SADAK KE US PAR THE

KUCH HUM AAGE BADHE, KUCH VOH AAGE BADHI

HUM KUCH AUR AAGE BADHE, VOH BHI KUCH AUR AAGE BADHI

HUM KUCH AUR AAGE BADHE, VOH BHI KUCH AUR AAGE BADHI

AB HUM SADAK KE US PAR THE, AUR VOH SADAK KE IS PAR THI. BIG DEAL!

 





JISE DIL DIYA WOH DILLI CHALI GAYI

JISE PYAR KIYA WOH ITALY CHALI GAYI

DIL NE KAHA KHUD KUSHI(SUCIDE) KAR LE JALIM

BIJALI KO HAATH LAGAYA TO BIJALI CHALI GAYI

 





HUMNE BHI PYAR KIYA THA JINDGI MAIN,

BADI JOSHH KE SATH !

HUMNE BHI PYAR KIYA THA JINDGI MAIN,

BADI SHHOR KE SATH !

AAB HUM PYAR KARENGE BADI SOCH KE SATH !

KYON KI USEY KAL SHAMKO DEKHA KISI AUR KE SATH !

 








KHUD KO KAR BULAND ITNAA

KE' HIMAALAY KI CHOTI PE JAA PAHUNCHE

AUR KHUDA TUMSE PUCHE

ABE SALE GADHE. AB UTREGA KAISE '

 








WOH CHHAM CHHAM KARKE AAYEE

AUR CHHAM CHHAM KARKE CHALEE GAYEE

MAIN SINDOOR KA DIBBA LEKAR KHADA RAHA

WOH RAKHEE BANDH KE CHALEE GAYEE.

 





dosti to sirf ittefaq hain,

yeh do dilon ki mulakat hain,

Dosti nahin dekhti ye din hain ya raat hain,

ismein to sirf wafadari aur jazbaat hain....

 








Hamein ek nazar to dekho pyar se hum to tumhare hai,

tumhe kisi ko dhundne ki kya jarurat jab pass hum tumhare hai,

mehsus to karo hamare pyar ko,

fir khud hi jaan jaoge ki tumhare,pyaar mein ye dil kitna deewana hai.

 








Hum to tere pyar me chal diye,

eye duniya ko bhul gaye,

bas sabse anjan hum ho bayethe,

dil se tumse dil lagi kar bayethe

 





Akshar meri nigaho ko teri garurat lagti hae,

akshar ish dil ko teri eyad ati hae,

akhsar teri surat sabme khash lagti hae,

aksar meri mohabbat ko teri talash lagti hae

 








Tu Meri Aankh Ka Sapna Hai Agar Tu Samjhe

Tu Meri Zaat Ka Hissa Hai Agar Tu Samjhe

Ho Nahi Sakti Judda Phool Se Khushboo Jaise

Saath Humara Bhi Kuch Aisa Hai Agar Tu Samjhe

 








game-e-tanhayi mein hum muskurate rahe....

naam likhete rahe aur mitate rahe....

hum un ke tassavoor mein kho gaye itna....

woh shair padhte rahe hum ghazal banate rahe....

 





tamaam umer jinhe hum se shikayat thi bohut....

hum un ke khaboo ka taj mahal banate rahe...

ada mein shokhi aur mizaj mein garmi....

woh paas aate gaye hum unhein aajmate gaye....

 








azieb haal hai aur unhe khabar tak hi nahi....

hum un ke aansoo ke samander mein nahate rahe.....

meri chahat ka sila khub diya usne....

parwane jalte rahe woh shamma jalate rahe....

 








Faasle Mita Kar Aapas Me Pyar Rakhana,

Pyar Ka Yeh Rista Hamesha U Hi Barkarar Rakhana..

Bichad Jaye Kabhi Aap Se Hum,

Aankho Me Hamesha Hamara Intezar Rakhana...

 








Dhundli si ek tasveer jiski Ankhon mai samayi rehti hai.

Naam jiska hoonthon par basa hai mere,

Woh tum hi to ho, woh tum hi to ho.



Dhadkan main jo basti hai meri,

Saanso main baasi hai khushboo jiski.

Ajnabi ankahi si pahely hai jo,

Woh tum hi to ho, woh tum hi to ho.

 








Jeevan ki mayusiyo main jalati,

Asha ki kiran hai jo,

Kadam kadam par mera hosla hai jo,

Woh tum hi to ho, woh tum hi to ho.

 








Tanhayio main jo saath hoti hai mere,

Saaya ban humsafar ho jaati hai Har kadam pe mera sahara jo hai,

Woh tum hi to ho, woh tum hi to ho.

 





Haatheli par jise likhti mitati ho,

Woh naam mera hi to hai.

Mehndi jiske naam ki rachai hai tune,

Woh naam mera hi to hai.

 








Sunke jisko palke teri zhukh jaati hai,

Woh naam mera hi to hai.

Dil pe tere jo naam likha hai,

Woh naam mera hi to hai.

 








Tere hooton pe jo kaanp raha hai,

Woh naam mera hi to hai.

Dhadkan main jo teri gunj raha hai,

Woh naam mera hi to hai.

 








Apna naam jisse joda hai tune,

Woh naam mera hi to hai.

Tere naam ke bina jo adhura hai,

Woh naam mera hi to hai.

 








Ke har mulakat tumse kyu lagti hai

Jaise rah gayi koi baat unkahi

Kaise baato mein tumse yeh kah du ke

Tum ho meri ek khwahish adhuri si



 





Ke yeh preet ka bandhan hai kaisa

Ek rishta yeh ki jiska koi naam nahi

Kyu nahi tumko apna keh paata ke

Tum ho meri ek khwahish adhuri si

 








Ke aankho ke darpan main basati ho yun

Ek aansoo ban palko main hai chhup jati

Ek moti ki tarah sanjo rakha hai ke

Tum ho meri ek khwahish adhuri si

 








Ke ek sapna ho to tum kuch aisa

Jo toot jaat har subah adhura hi

Khwaab main bhi puri na ho ke

Tum ho meri ek khwahish adhuri si

 








Har baar dil se yeh paigaam aaye

JubaaN kholu to tera he naam aaye

Tum he kyon bhaye dil ko kya malum

Jab nazroo ke saamne haseen tmaam aaye

 





kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahi jaate

kayi kisse aise hote hain jo sunaye nahi jaate

kayi dil aise hote hain jo tode nahi jaate

aur kuch aap jaise dost aise hote hain jo chodo nahi jaate.

 








Muskura do jara khuda ke vaste,

sama-e-mahefil mai rosni kam hai,

tum hamare nahi to kya gum hai,

hum tumhare to haiN ye kya kam hai?

 





Chehre pe ashko ki lakeer si ban gayi

Jo na chaaha tha vo takdeer si ban gayi

humne to chalaayi thi ret pe ungli

gaur se dekha to unki tasveer si ban gayi

 








tumhi se mohabbat, tumhi se chahat hai

tumhi se bechain dil ki raahat hai

pyasi aankho se jhalakti shararat hai

aur kehte hain janab ki hum kayamat hain

 





Tumse Milne ki koshishain to laakh kee maine,

Nahi mil paayenge maine kabhi socha hi nahi,

Hoke itne kareeb yaar hum na mil paaye,

Shaayad hum mil saken aisa mera naseeb hi nahi.

 








Jo Dard mujhe teri Mohabbat ne diya hai,

Woh mere liye saare zamaane se bada hai,

Palkon pe sitare se laraz uthte hai fauren,

Bhoole se bhi jab humne tera naam liya hai.

 





Wada to ker lete hain Nibhana bhool jate hain

Lagaaa kar aaag seene main Bujhana bhool jate hain

kehte hai aayenge hume milne ko pal do pal

milna toe chahte hai vo par aana bhool jate hai

 








Zindagi mein aksar ek mor ata hai ...

Jahan par na dhosti sahara deti hai na rishtey dari...

Gham ke saaye mein chupe rehte hai...

Aur Jeena sikhtey hai..

KHUDA ke sahara se...

 








tere bina kyun ek kami ka ehsaas hai

door hokar bhi tu mere kitne paas hai

kabhi hawa, kabhi badal.......

kabhi khushboo, to kabhi geet,

tu nahi to kya........

mere paas tere hone ka ehsaas hai

 





Mehsoos hota hai dil ko,

Tum se muhabbat hai mujhko,

Main tum ko bhula nahi sakta,

Itni chahat hai mujhko...

 








Pyaar karta hun main tum se,

Iqraar karta hun main tum se,

Intzar kyun karwate ho,

Yahi shikayat hai mujhko...

 








Dil dhund raha tumko,

Aa jao, ab to aa jao,

Mere hasraton ko samjho,

Milne ki chahat hai mujhko...

 








mujhey yaad hain tera wo har roz ek khat likhna

khat mein apne betaab dil ka afsana likhna

meri khatir wo judaai ki raaton mein jaagna

meri yaadon mein bechain hona tera

aur phir khat mein judaai ke lamhe likhna

mujhey yaad hain tera wo khat likhna

 








wo shaam dhale mere khayalon mein kho jaana tera

mere baarein mein soch kar khud hi sharma jaana tera

wo akele mein mujhse pyaar bhari baatein kehna

mujhey yaad hain tera wo khat mein likhna

 





tod diye tune wafa ke sab vaade

kya hua mohabbat ke vaado ka ye to bata

bahut din huye koi tera khat nahin aaya

kis liye chor diya tune mujhey khat likhna

 





dil chhupke yaad tujhey karta hain

naam leti hain ab bhi zubaan tera

kisse poochoo khabar teri

kaun batayega pata tera........

 








haal e dil kaha na sakey aghar jo

phir bhi too humsafar rahein hamesha mera

tuu mujhey chhor ke chali bhi gayi to

kismat meri aur naseeb mera..........

 





wo zamana teri mohabbat ka

ek dhundhli si kahani hain

kis tamanna se tujhko chaha tha

kya too usse anjani hain.......

 





teri rusvaaiyon se darta hoon

kiu mein tujhey yaad kartahoon

phir bhi bahut naaz karta hoon

jab mein teri gali se gujarta hoon....

 








tumhe bhoolana mushkil sa lagta hain, par

is dil ke liye tumhe bhool jaana hi behtar hain

magar kaise na yaad karoo tumhe, tumko kis tarah bhulaoo

tumhare saath dekhe khwab nahin bhoola sakta

tum to phir bhi haqiqat ho koi khwab nahin

 





par yaha to dil ka ye aalam hain ki

bhula saka na wo silsila jo kabhi tha hi nahin..

wo ik khyal

jo aawaaz tak ban paya hi nahin

wo ek baat

jo mein kabhi kah nahin saka tum se

wo ek rishta

wo ham mein kabhi rahaa hi nahin

mujhe hai yaad wo sab

jo kabhi hua hi nahin

 








agar ye haal hai dil kaa to koi samajhaaye

tumhe bhoolna bhi chahoo to kaise bhoolaoo

tum to phir bhi ek haqeeqat ho koi khwab nahin

 








Dhundhati hai tujko meri yeh nazar,

kya ho gaya hai ab nahi hai khabar,

tanhaiyon me rahene laga hu main,

bas mil jaye kahin mujhe, mera humsafar,

 








kahin to milega, yaron kabhi to milega,

dil me jo phool hai, kabhi to khilega,

nazaren bichaye baitha hoon har raaste par

Dhundhati hai tujko meri yeh nazar

bas mil jaye kahin mujhe, mera humsafar,

 





raten ab to kat-ti nahi,

wo meri nazar se hat-ti nahi,

uske liye main hu bekarar,

bas ab uska hi hai intezaar,

 








khoya hua hain dil bechain hain nazar

Dhundhati hai tujko meri yeh nazar.

bas mil jaye kahi muje, mera humsafar,

 








wo sapno me mere aati hai,

mujko chupke se batati hai,

main pyaar tujse karti hu,

yaar main bhi tujpe marti hu,

 








kahin tute na yeh sapna,mujko lagata hai dar,

Dhundhati hai tujko meri yeh nazar

bas mil jaye kahin muje, mera humsafar,

 








dil ki dhadkan kabhi thamne kabhi tez hone lagi

neend aankhon mein kaanton ki tarah chubhane lagi

jab se dekhi teri tasveer dilber

kya kahoon mein paagal ho gaya

 








Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain

Tum bin hum bohat akele hain

Sab kuch chod kar tumeh e-mail karte hain

Dekho hum kitne vele hain

* vele = lazy (vele is a Punjabi word)

 








Har desh ki ek sarhadd hoti hai

bache ki bhi ek jidd hote hai

aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka

Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai

 








Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,

dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein,

hume mat dhoondna duniya ki bhid mein,

hum millenge tumhe tumhari parchaai mein.....

 








Humse door jayoge kaise,

Dil se hume bhulayoge kaise,

Hum to vo khusboo hain jo aapki saanso mein baste hain,

Khud ki saanso ko rok payoge kaise

 








Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum

waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum

Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum

Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...

 





You must be a good runner because you are

always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you
have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter

because I Miss You Always...

 








Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai

Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai

Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai

Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..



Door waadiyoN mein dhundley badal





chupkar parvat se milne ka intzaar karte hain,





 Dil mein tamaam hasarteiN liye





hum aapka intzaar karte hain



Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki..

us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai...

maano..."Shhhsss...KOI Hai" se bhoot nikal aaya hai....

 








Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain

maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain

Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko

aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain....

waaaaahhhhhhhhh...

 








Phool khilte rahein zindgi ki raah mein

hassi chamakti rahe aapki nigaah mein

kadam kadam par mile khushi ki bhaar aapko

dil deta hai yehi dua baar-baar aapko

 








Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi

liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi

socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge

magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...

 








Badi asaani se dil lgaaye jaate hain

par badi mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain

le jaati hai mohabbat un raaho par

jaha diye nahi dil jlaaye jaate hain

 








When it hurts to look back,

and you're scared to look ahead,

you can look beside you

and your best friend will be there

 





Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai.

mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai,

jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka

is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai

 








When u feel sad....

To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,

"damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness.

But don't make this a habit.....

Coz liars go to hell !!!!

 








Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki

har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai

sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du

kambaqt bill bohat aata hai

 








Door rehkar bhi yaad karenge

yeh mat sochna ki bhool jayenge tumeh,

agar dost bankar raas na aaye

to ajnabi ban kar yaad aayenge tumeh

 








jawaab teri shayari ka....

denge hum shayari mein....

naam tera likh baithe hain....

apne dil ki diary mein....



 








Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota

Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti,

Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati

shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!

 








Dil ki aavaj bhi sun

mere fasaane pe na jaa

meri najaroN ki taraf dekh

jamaane pe na jaa..

 








Haseeno ne haseen banke gunaaah kiya,

auro ko to theek humko bhi tabaah kiya,

pesh kiya jab ghazaloN mein unki bewafaii ko,

auro ne to theek unhone bhi waah waah kiya

 








Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai,

ladkon ko fassane ke jaal hote hai,

na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone,

tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai

 








Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye

Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii....

Fiteh Mooh...Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!








Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai,

ladko ko fasaane ke jaal hote hai,

na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone,

tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai

 








Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam

Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam

ki har galli se awaaz aaye..."ABBA JAAN"..." ABBA JAAN"

 








Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain

Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain,

Jo Mamma-Mamma bulaate hain.

 





Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de

tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de

Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna

Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de

 








Tussi Hasde yo sanu hasaan vaaste

tussi rone yo saanu rovaan vaaste

ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo

Marr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste

 








Ae dil kissi ki yaad mein rona fijul hai

ye aansoo bade anmol hain inhe khona fijul hai

royo to unke liye jo tum par nisaar hain

unke liye kya rona jinke aashiq hazaar hain

 








What is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice comes

that the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey

plz contact zoo for detail

 








Teri aankain jhuki jhuki

tera chehra khila khila

jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya

to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila

 








Vo sochte honge usko aksar,

jo hamein unke salaam de jaati hai,

vo kya jaane unhein choone waali hawa bhi,

hamein unke saare paigaam de jaai hai!

 








You look so fine!I want to...

break your heart and give you mine

You are like the sunshine so warm you are like sugar so sweet

You are like you and thats the reason why I love you!

Love is like war Easy to start Difficult to end Impossible to forget

.Do you believe in love at first sightor do I have to walk by again

 








Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People

Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.

Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More

But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga

 








TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,

RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,

PEPSI ka cr8 ho,

ANDE ka oml8 ho,

SMS KARNE ME bade le8 ho,

JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,

KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!

 








.Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,

Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,

Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun

isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon

 








Child : - Mohit uncle mujhe na Bandar dekhna hai

Mohit : - Beta vo abhi SMS padh raha hai.

 





.Phoolon se khoobsurat koi nahi.

Sagar se gahra koi nahi.

Pooja-paath se faldayak koi nahi

Ab aapki kya tarif karu...

Dosto me aap jaisa...Nalayak koi nahi!

 





Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,

gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,

tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,

tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.

 








This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat,

keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,

20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!

 








SMS vo gyaan hai jo baatne se badhta hai

aur jisko karne par punn ki paraapti hoti hai

is liye hai Praani tum Bill ka mooh chod do

aur karam (SMS) karo..............

tabhi tumahra manusshya janam safal hoga

 








Jis mehfil mein hum khade ho jaaye

waha Haritik bhi jhukta hai

Kaho Na Pyaar Hai

Kya mooh dukhta hai

 






Kaun sa gam
hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai

na to makeup hai, na baalon ko sajaa rakha hai

aur khama-kha chedti rehti hai yeh rukhsaaron ko

Tum ne zulfon ko bohut sar pe chada rakha hai



 





Dil ke dard ko dil todne
waala kya jaane

pyaar ke rivajo ko ye jmaana kya jaane

hoti hai kitni takleef kabar mein

upper se phool chadane waala kya jaane

 





.Jis din se juda vo humse
hue

is dil ne dhadkna chod diya

hai chaand ka mooh bhi utra utra

taaro ne chamkna chod diya

 





Kon kehta hai dost ki
tumse humari judaai hogi

yeh afwaah zroor kissi dushman ne udaayi hogi

shaan se rahenge tumahre dil mein hum

itne dino mein kuch to jagah bnayi hogi

 







Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein

aur mita dete hain, Unke liye ye khel hoga

magar hume to vo mitti mein mila dete hain...

 







Umeedo ki manjil toot gayi

aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi

are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi

jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi

 







Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye

bure waqt mein muskurana chahiye

jab 10 dino mein khujki na mite

to 11 ve din nhaana chahiye

 







Arz kiya hai.....

Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai

wah wah! wah wah!

Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai

khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai?

ha ha ha ha.....

 







Govt. of India has introduced a new rule

---> Good Looking people should be thrown out of the country!!!

You are safe....

Where should i hide?????

 







Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain

pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain

milne ki to bohat chahat hai

par milne ke baad judaai se darte hain

 







Dil todna humari aadat nahi

Dil hum kissi ka dukhate nahi

Bharosa rakhna meri wafaon pe

Dil mein bas kar hum kissi ko bhulate nahi

 







109.You r my sweet SONA

I don't want u 2 KHONA

I want a place in your heart's KONA

Otherwise i will start RONA

Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA

 







Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya

to night ko sleeping chod diya

tere face ki gentle beauty ne

mere kind heart ko phod diya

 







Yaad mein teri aanhe bharta hai koi,

har saans ke saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi,

maut to sachai hai aani hai,

lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai koi....!

 







Woh insaan hi kya jo tere hotel ke kharche utha na sakay......

mein chuka kar saare bill zinda rahoon khuda na kare...!!!

 







Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka ,

toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai,

na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA,

aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai...!!!

 







Sapno se dil lagane ki aadat nahi rahi,

har waqt muskurane ki aadat nahi rahi,

ye soch ke ki koi manaane nahi aayega,

ab hume rooth jaane ki aadat nahi rahi

 







jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye

aur husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye

hum izhaar karne me thode dhiile ho gaye

aur unke haath peele ho gaye

 







.Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai,

Unke aane ki aas lagti hai

unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane

Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai

 







toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai,

na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA,

aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai...!!!

 







Sapno se dil lagane ki aadat nahi rahi,

har waqt muskurane ki aadat nahi rahi,

ye soch ke ki koi manaane nahi aayega,

ab hume rooth jaane ki aadat nahi rahi

 







jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye

aur husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye

hum izhaar karne me thode dhiile ho gaye

aur unke haath peele ho gaye

 







Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai,

Unke aane ki aas lagti hai

unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane

Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai

 







Khuda se maine ek dua mangi.

Dua main maine apni maut mangi

Khuda ne kaha maut to tu tujhe de doon.

Magar uska kya Jisne dua main teri lambi umar mangi.



 







Jo apna tha .Jo sapna tha

kyun aas tod ke chala gaya.

Jis ke damm se ye sanse thee.

Kun sath chod ke chala gaya.

 







Kayee din ho gaye ohde hoye na deedar ve..

Jaan naalon wadh jinhu karaan main pyar ve..

Mera meet naal kara de mel ve.na duhkan vich jind rol ve.

 







Keep me as frnd nd

I will keep u in my heart and lock it up.

I,ll throw away the key

So that no body can take u away 4rm me.

 











Vaise taan suneya main teri pahunch

Khuda tak hai.Par je mushkil pe jave bande nu parakh lavin..

Eh jaan gariban di jad marji varat lavin.

 







My wish 4 u,

A gr8 start 4 Monday,

No obstacles 4 tues.

No stress 4 wed,

No worry 4 thurs,

smile 4 friday.





enjoyment 4 saturday.





Meet me on SUnday.

 
















































































 


 


 


 


 




Dictionary is the only
place

where success comes before marriage n

divorce b4 marriage.But the best thing is that

Baagan vich mor hove .

bagaan vich mor hove..

tere peeche kun ruliye

je tere jeha koi hor hove.

 






Banh fad ke rok lende je chalda koi jor hunda.

tere peeche hi kun rulde je tere jeha koi hor hunda.

 






Zindagi ki gumnaam rah par koi manjil nazar nahi ati,

Subah hoti hia sham gujar jati hai.

Magar teri yaad nahi jaati hai.

 






Promise me we are true friends

I am lamp you are light

I am Coke you are Sprite

I am Sawan you are badal

I am Normal you are Pagal

I am Water you are Tanki

I am Tarzan you are Monkey.....PoOoOoH!!!

 






You r my sweet SONA

I don't want u 2 KHONA

I want a place in your heart's KONA

Otherwise i will start RONA

Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA

 






TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,

RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,

PEPSI ka cr8 ho,

ANDE ka oml8 ho,

E-mail KARNE ME bade le8 ho,

JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,

KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!

 






Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum

waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum

Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum

Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...

 






Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain

Tum bin hum bohat akele hain

Sab kuch chod kar tumeh e-mail karte hain

Dekho hum kitne vele hain

* vele = lazy (vele is a Punjabi word)

 






Someday u may lose ur hair.

u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.

But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.

coz u cant lose wot u don't have!

 






Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye

Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii....

Fiteh Mooh...Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!

 






When u feel sad....

To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,

"damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness.

But don't make this a habit.....

Coz liars go to hell !!!!

 






Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain

maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain

Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko

aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain....

waaaaahhhhhhhhh...

 




Shaam hote hii ye Dil
udaas hota hai

Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai

Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai

Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

 






Bagon men phool khilte rahenge,

Raat ko diye jalte rahenge;

Dua hai khuda se aap khush rahen hamesha,

Baki tung to hum hamesha karte rahenge

 






Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,

Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,

Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,

Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin khogayi!!

 






Hum teri dar pe sanam,

Hazaar Baar aayenge,

Hum teri dar pe sanam,

Hazaar Baar aayenge,

Hum teri dar pe sanam,

Hazaar Baar aayenge,

Bell Bajayenge aur Bhaag jayenge

 






Pyar mein kisine Dhoka to kisine kasam khayi hai

Hum wo majnoo hai jisne sirf laat khayi hai

 






Nahin lag sakta kabhi maikhane main taala

Ek nahin..do nahin...Saara shahar hai peene waala

 






Suraj bane to Badal bane

Chand bane to Tare bane

Husn bana to Deewane bane

kuch to hai baat app mai yun hi to nahi pagal khane bane

 






Kon kehta hai pyaar may pakray jaeen gay?

Waqt aanay per behen bhai ban jaeen gay

 






Safer ki ibtida howi k tera khayal aa gaya

meri zameen k saamney aik aasmaan aa gaya

ye faisla howa k meri shanakht aaina karey

mager ye kiss ka akss hai jo dermiyan aa gaya?

 






Her aik shab meri taza aazaab mai guzri

tumharey baad tumharey he khuwab mai guzri

mai aik phol hooun wo mujh ko rakh k bhool gaya

tamam umer ussi ki kitab mai guzri..

 






Ager dhoondoun to koi mill he jaye ga

mager kon hum ko tumhari terha cahey ga

tumhein koi cahatoun ki nigahoun sey zaroor deekhta hoga

mager wo aankhein hamari kahan sey laye ga?

 






Merey dil pey khanjer chala ker chala gaya

meri aankhoun mai aansoo saja ker chala gaya

ussey cahye tha k meri kaber pey aa k rooye

wo guzra bhi to muskura ker chala gaya..

 






Tapish sooraj sey hoti hai

jalna zameen ko perhta hai

qusoor aankhoun ka hota hai

tarapna dil ko perhta hai..

 






Mere marne ke baad mere doston

Yu aansu na bahanaa

Agar meri yaad aaye to

Sidhe upar chale aana.

 






Reh reh kar mujh ko to bas ek hi khayal aata hai,

Wo kambakht na janay kaun se sabun se nahata hai.

Aapki in aankho mein doob jaane ka jee karta hai,

Par beech mein yeh kambakht chashmaa aa jaata hai.

 






Teri aankhen jhuki jhuki,

Tera chehra khila khila,

Jab tere gaalo par se haath ghumaaya,

To aadha kilo FAIR AND LOVELY mila.

 






BAZAHIR WO MERA KHAYAL KARTI HAI

JHOOT BOLTI HAI MAGAR KAMAL KARTI HAI

 






DIL HAI MERA LOSE ISAY NA KARNA USE

AGHAR HOGAYA FUSE TUMHAI PARANGAY SHOES

 






APPLE KAT'TA HO KNIFE SE

PANI PITA HO PIPE SE

KIYA ZAMANA AGAYA HAi

JUTA KHATA HO WIFE SE

 






HUM CHAHAIN AAP KO

AAP CHAHAIN KISI AUR KO

AAP JISAY CHAHAIN KHUDHA KARAY

WO CHAHAIN KISI AUR KO

 






TU SAWAL NAHI EK PHALI HAI

MERI MANZIL TU NAHI TARI SAHELI HAI TU

TU SHAMA HOTI MAIN PARWANA HOTA

NA TU COACHING JATI NA MAIN DIWANA HOTA

 






PYAR MAIN KISI NE DHOKHA KHAYA

TO KISI NE KASAM KHAI HAI

HUM WO MAJNOO HAI

JIS NE SIRF LAAT KHAI HAI

 






PANI AANAY KI BAAT KARTE HOO

DIL JALANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO

CHAr DIN SE MOO NAHI DHOIYA

TUM NAHANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO

 






PHOOL KO MAT TORO KANTA LAG JAI GA

LARKI KO MAT CHAIRO CHANTA LAG JAI GA

 






Sar e rah kabhi kuch bhi kaha nahi sar e rah kahi kuch bhi suna nahi

Mein janam janam se usi ka hun jise aaj tak ye pata nahi

Ye khuda ki dein hai ke is hi ka naam naseeb hai

Jise tu ne chaha mil gaya jise meine chaha mila nahi.

 






Us ne anchal se nikali meri gumgushta bayaz

Aur chupke se mohabbat ka warq morr diya

Humko maloom tha anjam e mohabbat hum ne

Akhri hurf se pehle hi qalam torr diya.

 






Usko ehsas dilaya hai to milta hi nahi

Ajnabi tha to roz mila karta tha

Ab wo mujhse meri har baat ke ma'ine puche

Jo meri sochon ki tehreer likha karta tha.

 






Har ik shab meri taza azab mein guzri

Tumhare baab tumhare hi khwab mein guzri

Ik phool hun wo mujhko rakh ke bhool gaya

Tamam umar uski kitaab meinguzri.

 






In jagti ankhon mein kuch khwab adhoore hain

Chaho to kabhi aa kar tabeer bata jana

Ye zabt ke bundhun bhi pal bhar me bikharte hain

Tum yad kaheen aa kar hum ko na bhula jana.

 






Tujh se mile bicharr gaye tujh se bicharr ke mil gaye

Aisi bhi qurbatein rahein aise bhi faasle rahe

Tu bhi na mil saka hamein umar bhi ra'igan gayi

Tujh se to khair ishq tha khud se barre gile rahe.

 






Chahaton ka dil jo chahe koi manzar dekhna

Chandni raton mein jakar tum samundar dekhna

Rait ke sahil pe ab to bas yehi hai mashghala

Pehle tera naam likhna phir mita kar dekhna.

 






Marhale sab wafa ke jafa ke supurd hain

Wo deep kya jalein jo hawa ke supurd hain

Usne bhi apni zid na chorri kisi tarha

Hum kya karein hum bhi ana ke supurd hain.

 






Ansoo ko kabhi Os ka qatra na samajhna

Aisa tumhein chahat ka samundar na milega

Ye soch lo ke ab aakhri saya hai mohabbat

Is darr se uttho ge to koi dar na mile ga.

 






Woh talluq torr kar bhi beharbani kar gaya hai

Rubt jo fani tha usay ghair fani kar gaya hai

Mein to samjha tha ke mil kar dastan poori hui

Wo to bicharr kar bhi barri lambi kahani kar gaya hai

 






Kahan kahan pe lutay ho shumar mat karna

Magar kisi pe ab aitebar mat karna

Mein lautnay ke irade se ja raha hun magar

Safa safar hai mera intezar mat karna.

 






Ahel e danish ko is bat ki hairani hai

Shehar kaghaz ka hai sho'loon ki nigehbani hai

Is tarha ghair liya mujhko ghamon ne jaise

Mein jazeera hun mere charon taraf pani hai

 






Dil ka koi qusoor nahee

Din hain guzar hi jate hain

Jab dil bojh ho gham o tanhai ka

Chund ansoo nikal hi jate hain

 






Humne dekhi hai un ankhon ki mehakti khusbhu

Hath se chu kar isay rishtonka ilzam na do

Sirif ehsas hai ye isay ruh se mehsoos karo

Pyar ko pyar hi rehne do koi naam na do.

 






Zindugi ik bar mila karti hai

Jao tum bhi nashe mein kho jao

Hame to kher ab tanhayon ki adat hai

Khuda ke waste par tum kisi ke ho jao

 






Da'waye husn koi kare to khamosh raho

Sirif aahista se aina muqabil rakh do

Mein mohabat hun mujhe ata hai nafrat ka ilaj

Tum har ik shakhs ke sine mein mera dil rakh do

 






Har morr zindugi ka badalta raha hun mein

Barson wafa ki aag mein jalta raha hun mein

Raste mein tere pyar ke chalna muhal tha

Phir bhi tere isharon pe chalta raha hun mein

 






Kya loog thay ke jan se barrh kar aziz thay

Ab dil se mahu naam bhi aksar ke ho gaye

Ae yaad e yar tujh se karein kya shikayatein

Ae dard e hijr hum bhi to pathar ke ho gaye.

 






Wo mujhko dekh kar pehlu badalne lagta hai

Ajibshakhs hai khud hi pighalne lagta hai

Mere wajood mein kaisa alaao hai har dum

Kabhi kabhi to mera dum nikalne lagta hai.

 






Ye din ye rat ye lumhe mujhe ache lagte hain

Tumhein sochun to sare silsile ache lagte hain

Bahut dur tak chalna magar phir bhi wahin rehna

Mujhe tum se tum tak da'ire ache lagte hain.

 






Ik dya dil mein jalana bhi bujha bhi dena

Yad karna bhi usay roz bhula bhi dena

Kya kahun ye meri chahat hai ek nafrat uski

Nam likhna bhi mera likh ke mita bhi dena.

 






Har ik baat pe kehte ho ke tu kya hai

Tunhi kaho ye andaz e guftagu kya hai

Ragon me dorrte phirne ke hum nahi qail

Jab aankh se hi na tapke to lahu kya hai

 






Miloon kisi se wo darmyan rehta hai

Wo jo mila nahi uska dhyan rehta hai

Yaqin aata nahi uski be wafai ka

Wo aa hi jaye ga ye guman rehta hai.

 






Toot jatay hain sabhi rishtemagar

Dil se dil ka rishta apni jagha

Humko hai tujhse na milne ka yaqin

Aur tujhse milne ki dua apni jagha

 






Wo aane wali ruton ka hisab lete hain

Hamen to lumha e maujood ki khabar nahi

Bhala hamari shahadat ko kaun manay ga

Hamari adhi gawahi to mautabar bhi nahi

 






Hazaron azabon mein ghar kar gaya hai

Wo ye silsila mustaqil kar gaya hai

Usay be wafai kisi se mili thi

Wo meri taraf muntaqil kar gaya hai.

 




Dil mangta hai hisaab aur
tarha ke

Taqdir mein likhe hain khwab aur tarha ke

Hum log bhi kuch dost shanasi mein anarri

Dushman ne bhi orrhe hain naqab aur tarha ke

 






Chand nikla tha magar raat na thi pehli si

Ye mulaqaat mulaqaat na thi pehli si

Runj kuch kum to hua tere milne se

Ye aur bat hai ke wo baat na thi pehli si

 






Wo jis se raha aaj tak awaz ka rishta

Bhaije ab meri sochon ko alfaz karishta

Milne se girezan hai na milne pe khafa bhi

Dam torrti chahat hai kisi andaz ka rishta

 






Main yunhi guzar deta shab e ghum sambhal sambhal ke

Tumhen kya mila bata do meri zindugi badal ke

Barre be wafa hain aansu sar e bazm aaj chulke

Meri aarzu ko loota meri chashm e nam mein pal ke

 






Rat chupchap hai... magar chand khamosh nahi,

kaise kehdu tuze... aaj phir hosh nahi,

aisa dooba teri aankho ki gherai me,

hat me jam hai... magar pine ka hosh nahi.

 






Socha hai aaj fir Unki yaado ko seene se lagaya jaaye,

Yaad karke unki aankho ko, chehre ko, is dil ko behlaya jaaye,

Rahenge Hosh main to yeh masroofiat hume unhe yaad karne nahi degi,

So madhosh hone ke liye aaj fir ik jaam uthaya jaaye.

 






aasmaan mein itne taare nahi...

suraj ka taap bhi thanda pad jaaye

chand ki chandi to phiki si hai

agar aap aur hum kahin mil jaaye

 






sagar to kya kisi ki pyaas bujhaega

pedo ki chhaya bhi kuch na kar paaye

amrit mein bhi itna jeevan nahi

jitna aap aur hum mein samaaye

 






panchiyo ki udaan bhi unchi nahi

na hi hain phaslo mein itni khushiya

hawa ka bahaw bhi peeche chhoot jaaye

aap aur hum jaisa pyaar gar koi paaye

 






Mehfil mein milo tum hazaro se,

Hamari bhi kabhi yaad kiya karo

Mana tum hame chahati nahi

Magar aise chhup rehna to chhod do

 






Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai,

Bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai,

Aur kitna intezar karu tere sms ka,

arre yaar kanjusi ki bhi ek haad hoti hai.

 






Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai me,

Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me,

hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me,

hum milenge tumhe fir kisi,

free SMS ki scheme me.

 






Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai,

Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai,

Mubarak ho Aapko nayi subhah,

Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja hai

Good Morning

 






Najre Jhuki to Paimane bane,

Dil tute to Maikhane bane,

Kuch to jaroor khas hai aap mein..

Hum yoon hi nahi aapke Diwane Bane...

 






Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas ho tum,

Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum,

Idiot stupid bakwas ho tum,

Par jo bhi ho yar, Dost Jhakaas ho tum...

 






Hotho se jo choo liya,

Ehsaas Aab tak hai,

Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain...

Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirchi...'-hai...

 






Lehar aati hai, kinare se palat jati hai,

yaad aati hai, dil mein simat jati hai,

dono mein farakh sirf itna hai,

lehar bewaqt aati hai, aur yaad har waqt aati hai.

 




jab dosti ki dastaan waqt
sunayega,

hum ko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega ,

tab bhool jayenge zindagi ke gamon ko ,

jab AAp ke saath guzra waqt yaad ayega

 






Kabhi badli hui takdir nazar ati hai,

yado ki bas ek zanjir nazar ati hai ,

pade bhi to kya pade

yaar- mujhe mobile me bhi teri tasveer nazar ati hai,

 






Shadi karna tha par kismat khuli nahi,

TAJMAHAL Bana tha par MUMTAZ mili nahi,

Ab kismat khuli, Shadi hue,

ab TAZ banana chahta hu,

par ye MUMTAZ marti nahi!

 






Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo,

Pyar nahi to Shikayat hi kiya karo,

Itna bhi gair na samjho ki baat hi na kiya karo,

Phone nahi to SMS hi kiya karo....

 






Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi,

hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,

Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho,

??

hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi.

 






Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain.

man main har waqt hum ek aas rakhte hai.

najane kab aa jaye aap ka sms

is liye cell ko dil ke paas rakhte hai.

 






Jindagi behaal hai,

Sur hai naa taal hai,

Msgbox bhi kangal hai,

kya aapki sms factory me hadtal hai,

yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.

 




Is dil mein yaadon ke mele
hain,

tum bin bahut akele hain,

sab kuch chodke tume SMS kar rele hain,

dekho hum kitne wele

 






Nazar tumhari, Nazar hamari,

Nazar ne dil ki nazar utari,

Nazar ne dekha nazar ko aise,

ki nazar dosti ko lage na hamari.

 






Tussi hasde ho saanu hassan vaste,

Tussi ronde ho saanu rovvan vaset,

Tussi 1 vaar ruske te vekho,

Mar jayenge tuhanu manaan vaste.

 






Baadal kitne khushnaseeb hai,

Door rahkar bhi zameen par baraste hai,

Hum kitne badnaseeb hai,

Paas rahkar bhi milne ko taraste hai.

 






Dosti ka pehala pegam aapke naam,

Zindagi ki akhari sham aapke naam.

Iss safar main humsafar hain hum dono,

Is dosti ko nibhana hain aapka kaam.

 






is kadar hamari chahat ka imtihan na lijiye.

Kyu ho humse khafa, bayan to kijiye,

Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gaye humse khata,

Yu yaad na karke saza na dijiye.

 






Rishton ki ye duniye hai niraali,

Sab riston se pyaari hai dosti tumhaari.

Manzoor hai aansu bhi aakho mein hamaree,

Agar aa jaaye muskaan hot pe tumahari.

 






Khuda se thoda raham khareed lete,

Aap ke zakhmo ka marham khareed lete.

Agar kahi bikti khushiya meri,

To saari bech kar aap ka har ghum khareed lete.

 






Thak Gaye Hai Dil Ko Samjate Ki,

Unse Mulaakaat Ab Na Hogi.

Is Khayaal Me Sojaate Hai Roz Ki,

Aaj Sapno Me to Unse Baat Hogi…

 






Ek Jaam Ulfat Ke Naam

Ek Jaam Dosti Ke Naam

Aadhi Botal Wafa Ke Naam ... aur...

Poori Botal Bewafa Ke Naam!!

 






Tumne saath chhoda to socha duniya to saath hein

Such to ye tha ki jab meine tumhe chaha tab hi duniya ne saath chhod diya tha

Ab kisase jake haal sunavu

Saaya bhi apna bevafa hogaya

 






Aarju hai door se dekhne ki...

Karib aana bhi nahi chahte...

Tamanna nahi tumhe pane ki...

Magar khona bhi nahi chahte....

 






Wakt ke dher pe kabhi kadmon ke nisham Akeleji kabhi hamare bhi the,

Jis jagah par Aaj tum ho Akeleji, us jagah kabhi hum bhi the,

Yeh baat alag hai ke, Hum Tajmahal nahi baa paye,

Par kisee Pooja jaise Mumtaj ke sir ke taj, kabhi Hum bhi The.

 






kabhi mohabbat karo to hum se karna,

dil ki bat karo to hum se karna,

na keh sako to aankhe juka lena,

hum khud samaj jayenge tum kuch mat kehna.

 






Rat chupchap hai... magar chand khamosh nahi,

kaise kehdu tuze... aaj phir hosh nahi,

aisa dooba teri aankho ki gherai me,

hat me jam hai... magar pine ka hosh nahi.

Hame to apno ne luta,

Gehro mein kahan dum tha,

Meri kisti thi doobi vahan,

Jahan pani kam tha.

 






Mere marne ke baad,

Aur mujhe jalaane se pehle,

Mere dil ko nikal dena,

Taake jo log mere dil me hai vo jaal na jae

 






Dono Ankho Me Ashk Diya Karte He,

Ham Apni Ninde Tere Naam Karte He....

Jab Bhi Palak Jhapke Teri,

Samajh Lena Ham Tujhe Yaad Kiya Karte He....

 






Aishwaria Rai, Preety Zinta, Kareena Kapoor

en tinon main se kise ko hona ho ga maira zaroor

main janta hoon nahi ha itni ooqaat maire

lakin, lab pay atee ha dua ban kay tamana maire

 






Woh gori hai uski zulfe hain kali,

Wo Pari hai ya Pariyo ki Rani,

Uski har baat hai nirali,

Par kya karu yaaro wo larki kisi aur ne pata li!

 






English Man : - Humare America mein War ho gaya hai Mohit: - Humare

India mein to roz hi war hota hai

English Man : - wo kaise?

Mohit : - Somwar, Mangalwar, Budhwar.....!!!

 






Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,

ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye...,

Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,

kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!!

 






Khuda ne jab tumhe banaya hoga,

Confusion ka moment aaya hoga,

kabhi Monkey to kabhi Donkey banana chaha hoga,

End mein dono ka mixture passand aaya hoga!!!

 






Jo assani se mile wo hai ghum,

jo mushkil se mile wo hai paisa,

jo kissi-kissi ko mile wo hai pyaar,

jo naseeb waloo ko mile wo hai apun ka SMS!!!

 






Nazar jhuki to paimane bane,

Dil toote to maikhane bane,

kuch na kuch to zaroor hai aap mein,

yunhi nahi hum aapke dewaane bane!!!

 






Har koi pyar ke liye tarapta hai,

Har koi pyar ke liye rota hai,

mere pyar ko galat mat samajna,

pyar to dosti mein bhi hota hai.

 






Mere Dukde ko aap Shayri samaj baite.

Mere Dukde ko aap Shayri samaj baite.

Arey takleef to tab hoti hai

Jab log waah waah kehte hai ...

 






Zindagi Me Na Kabhi Roye Tu,

Tere Aansu Hame Mil Jaye….

Mangte He Yahi Dua Us Khuda Se,

Sare Janan Ki Shusiya Tumhe Mil Jaye….

 






Chahe Dukh Ho Ya Such,

Rahenge Sada Tere Pass…

Hanth Thama He Tera,

Na Chorenge Ye Rakhna Vishwas…

 






Pyar Karte He Tujhse Itna Ki,

Ek Pal Bhi Na Tere Bin Rah Paye…

Bebas Kar Diya Tere Pya Ne,

Ke Bas Har Chij Me Tera Hi Chahra Nazar Aaye….

 






Meri jindagi ko aise viran banake na ja

Tujhe kasam hein meri, mere pyar ko thukarake na ja

Jinda houn tere ek zalak ke sahare

Aise mujhe mitake na ja

 






Khuda kare humaari dosti aisi ho

Ki Chot tumhe lage aur dard mujhe ho

Dil tumhaara dhadke aur dhadkan meri ho

Naukri tum karo aur salary meri ho

 






Har samundar mein saahil nahin hota

Har jahaaz mein missile nahin hota

Agar Dhirubhai ka sapna nahin hota

To har %$$$ ke paas mobile nahin hota

 






Khud ko kar buland itnaa..

Ke' Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche..

aur khuda tumse puche..

'Abe gadhe... ab utrega kaise '

 






jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi

jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi

dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le jalim

bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi

 






Ghar ghar main diya jale

To diwali mat samjho

Agar main tera peeche paroon

To mawali mat samjho

 






Unki zulfoon pe pyaar aaya

Paas ja kar dekha tu sardar paya

 






Patharr kyun marte ho, pura pahaad maar do

Hum yuheeen mar jayenge, sirf ek baar aankh maar do

 




Tere ishq main janam kya
se kya haal ho gaya

Badan se badboo aa rahee hai, nahaaye jamana ho gaya

Yeh tera chehra hai yaa kele ka chhilka

Jo dekha to dil phisal gaya

 






Beshak kuch waqt ka intezaar mila humko,

Par khuda se badhkar yaar mila humko,

Na rahi tammana kisi jannat ki,

Ae dost teri dosti se vo pyar mila humko.

 






Tera khayal dil se na jaye to kya karu,

Reh reh kar teri yaad aye to kya karu,

Kehte hai khwaabon mein hogi mulakat,

Raat bhar neend hi na aye to kya kaaru.

 






Dil mein tumhare apni kami chod jayenge,

Aankho mein aansuon ki nami chod jayenge,

Yaad rakhna mujhe dhoondhte firoge ek din,

Jab hum ye zindagi chod jayenge.

 






Aapko lagta hai ki humne apko bhula rakha hai,

Aap nahi jaante dil mein kahi chupa rakha hai,

Dekh na le in aankho mein apko koi,

Isliye palko ko bhi chupa rakha hai.

 






Dard kaafi hai bekhudi ke liye,

Maut zaruri hai zindagi ke liye,

Kaun marta hai kisi ke liye,

Hum to zinda hai sirf aap hi keliye.

 






Tu dur hai mujhse aur pas bhi hai,

Teri kami ka kahi ehsaas bhi hai,

Dost lakho hai jahan mein mere,

Tu pyara bhi hai aur khas bhi hai.

 






Nasha hum kiya karte hai,

ilzaam sharab ko diya jaata hai,

Kasoor sharab ka nai,

Unka hai jinka chehra hume har jaam mein nazar aata hai.

 






Jaam pe jaam peene se kya fayda,

Raat guzri to sari utar jayegi,

Peene hi hai to kisi ki aankho se piyo,

Khuda ki kasam sari umar hi nashe mein guzar jayegi.

 






Saapne Dekhta hoon hasinao ke..

Magar Darta Hoon Ki Subha na ho..

Mashook Chahta hoon Hasina koi..

Magar Darta Hoon ki bewafa na ho..

 






Wafa ka naam na lo yaaron

Wafa Dil ko dukhati hai..

Wafa ka naam Lete hi.

Ek Bewafa ki yaad aati hai

 






Duwa karate hai sar zukake

Ki ai dost tu apani manzil ko paaye,

Chha jaaye agar andhera teri rahonme

To roshani ke liye bhagawaan hamako jalaaye !!!

 






Ful ki shuruwar kalise hoti hai,

Zindagiki shuruwat jaan se hoti hai,

Pyaar ki shuruwat dostise ...

Aur dostiki shuruwat aapase hoti hai !!!

 






Kaun yaad rakhata hai naamko,

Log to cheharonko bhi bhul jaate hai,

Aap samandar ki baat karate hai,

Log to aankhonme bhi duub jaate hai !!!

 






Maut ke baadbhi yaad aa raha hai koi,

Mitti meri kabrase utha raha hai koi,

Ai khuda do pal ki zindagi aur de de,

Meri kabrase udaas ja raha hai koi !!!

 






Bhigi Barsaat me jalata hu, tuze kya maloom?

Main samandar hu bikharata hu, tuze kya maloom?

Jabse dekha hai mohabbat ka hasi Tajamahal,

Kate haathonko chhuppata hu, tuze kya maloom?

 






Zamaana gujar gaya haathonko milaye hue,

Muddat ho gayi nazaronko milaye hue,

Din raat nikal gaye yaadonme khoye hue,

Ab kab samane aaoge yaar muskurate hue?

 






In aankhonme aasoo aaye na hote,

Agar tum pichhe mudkar muskuraye na hote,

Tumhare jaane ke baad ye gam hota hai,

kaash tum zindagime aayehi na hote !!!

 






Baadal garaja magar barasaat nahi aayi,

Dil dhadaka magar aawaj nahi aayi,

Pura din gujarane ko hai dost,

kya ek baar bhi meri yaad nahi aayi?

 






Umeed aisi ho jo jeene ko majbur kare..

Raah aisi ho jo chalane ko majbur kare,

Mehak kam na ho kabhi apani dostiki,

Dosti aisi ho jo milaneko majbur kare !!!

 






Zindagi sabko mile ye jaruri to nahi,

Pyaar sabko ho jaaye ye jaruri to nahi,

Kuchh dost bahot yaad aate hai zindagi me ,

Magar woh bhi hame yaad kare ye jaruri to nahi !!!

 






Unako chaha bhi to izahaar na karana aaya,

Kat gayi umar hame pyaar na karana aaya,

Unhone maanga bhi agar kuchh to judaai maangi,

Aur ham the ki hame inkaar bhi na karana aaya !!!

 






Mera ikaraar tere inkaar se behatar hoga,

Mera din bhi teri raat se behatar hoga,

Yakeen nahi aata to dolise zankakar dekh lena..

Mera janaazaa teri baaraat se behatar hoga !!!

 



Masti
aankhonme hoti hai..sharaab me nahi...

Bhakti shraddhame hoti hai...shabdonme nahi..

Tu bhi jaan le mere dost...

Dosti dilme hoti hai.. dikhaweme nahi...

 






Har kadam pe imtihaan leti hai zindagi..

Har waqt naye sadame deti hai zindagi...

Ham zindagise shikawa kaise kare?

Aap jaise dost bhi to deti hai zindagi !!!

 






Duwaaonki bheed me ek duwa hamaari,

jisame maangi hamane har khushi tumhari,

Jab bhi muskuraye aap dilase....

Samazo duwa kubul hui hamari !!!

 






Lamho Lamho per Khwaab Likhoonga,

Apni zindagi per kitaab likhoonga,

Aapki gardan (neck) to phoolon ki tehni,

Aur aapke chehre ko gulab likhoonga.

 



Jaan hai hume zindagi se pyaari,

jaan ke liye kardoo qurban main apni yaari,

jaan ke liye main tod doo dosti tumahri,

ab aap se kya chhupaoo aap hi to jaan hamari.

 






jis shaam mein mere lab per aapka naam na aaye,

khuda kare ki kabhi aisi shaam na aaye,

ae jaane wafa yeh kabhi mumkin nahin ki,

afsaana likhoon aur aapka naam na aaye.

 






laher aati hai kinaare se palat jaati hai,

yaad aati hai aur dil mein simat jaati hai,

laher aur yaad mein farq sirf itna hai ki,

laher bewaqt aur yaad har waqt aati hai.

 



exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya

KUCH TO HUA HAI KUCH HO GAYA HAI,

exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya

SAB KUCH ALAG HAI SAB KUCH NAYA HAI.

 






Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola

Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola

aur vo boli ki Thanda matlab Coca Cola

 






Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske pass noor hai to kya hua

Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera dost Langoor hai

 






Yadd Karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,

dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein,

hamein mat dhoonndho duniya ki bhid mein,

hum milenge tumhe phir kisi, free SMS ki scheme mein

 






Chand adhura hai sitaro ke bina,

gulshan adhura hai bahaaro ke bina,

samundar adhura hau kinaro ke bina,

jeena adhura hai tum jaise yaaro ke bina!!!

 






Kalam uthayi hai lafs nahi milta,

jisko dhoond rahein hain vo shaks nahi milta,

firte hain vo jamaane ki talaash mein,

bas humare liye unhe waqt nahi milta!!!

 






Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai,

humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai,

is umeed ke saath ki aayega SMS aapka,

humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hain...

 






Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho..

itna kaatil kaise sharma lete ho..

kitni aasani se JAAN le lete ho..

kisine sikhaya hai ya bachpan se hi kamine ho!!

 






Arz kiya hai,

Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,

Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,

Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,

Ghanti bajainge aur bhaag jayenge !

 






Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho.

Hawa koi lehrayi to lagta hai ki tum ho.

Ab tum hi batao, kya tum kisi BHOOT se kam ho ?

 






Maine poocha chand se...

Kabhi dekha hai mere yaar sa hasin.....

Chand bola.... 12036 entries found !

 



Arz kiya hai,

Door se dekha to santra tha,

pass jake dekha to santra tha,

cheel k dekha to bhi santra tha,

Kha ke dekha to bhi santra tha.

Wah kya sntra tha !

 



Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi,

jise pyaar kiya woh chali gayi.

Khud kashi karne chala,

Zalim bijali ko haath lagaya, Bijali he chali gayi.

 






Macchar ne jo kata...

dil main mere junoon tha.

Khujli hui itni... dil be sukoon tha.

Pakra to chor diya yeh soch kar ki....

salay ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha!

 






Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye.

Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye.

Karu SMS ladkion ko naam tera aae.

Maar tujhe pade aur kaleja mera thanda ho jaye

 






Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko tarranume numayish se aghaa dena...

Jo iska matlab samajh aaye to please mujhe bhi bata dena....

 






Aaj didar, kal yaar, parso pyar, phir ekrar, aur phir-intzar, phir-takrar,
phir-darar,

saari mehnat-bekar,

aur akhir mein-Ek aur devdas at beer bar !

 






Tohar chehra moti ke saman,

Tohar chehra moti ke saman,

Tohar chehra moti ke saman,

Tohar chehra moti ke saman,

Moti hamar kutte ka naam !

 






Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote,

Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote,

chand to tum ho he, sitare bhi saath hote!!

 



Suraj Hua Madham ,

chand bhi chalne laga,

mein thehra raha, zamin chalne lagi,

sajna kya yehi pyaar hai ??

Nalayak, yeh pyar nahi EARTHQUAKE hai ! BHAAG !

 



Osama Bin Laden's favourite song :

" mainnikla, plane leke, o raste mein, newyork mein, ik mod ayamein W.T.C. tod
aaya...

 






Jab Jab tum angdai lete ho dam hamara nikal jata hai.

Aye Jalim Deodrant lagane me tumhara kya jata hai ?!<o:p></o:p>

 



unki gali se guzar rahe the kya ittefaq tha,

unki gali se guzar rahe the kya ittefaq tha,

unhoon ne phool phainka par gamla bhi saath tha !

 



dosti karo college wali se,

piyar karo office wali se,

programme karo paaroos wali se,

aankh ladao sali se,

love karo dil wali se

aur maar khao ghar wali se

 






pyar ka 1st asoul hai kay iss say phelay kay USSAY aap say acha milay,

aap uss say pehlay uss say acha dhoud lo

 






Bahut khushnooma kal ki Raat guzri hai

Kuch tanha par kuch khaas guzri hai

Na neend aayi na Khwaab koi

Bas aap hi ke khayalon ke saath guzri hai

 






Zindagi me kabhi to Hume yaad karoge

Mehfil me nahi, Tanhai me fariyaad karoge

Hum sa na mila, na Milega koi tumhe

Kabhi to apni kismat pe tum Naaz karoge

 






aapne dushman se hi dil laga baithe

Unki Saadgi se fareb kha baithe

Pattharon se tha Apna rishtaa..

Phir bhi Shishe ka Ghar bana baithe

 






Aapke shahar ka har mausam suhana lage,

Ek shaam chura loon aapki agar bura na lage,

Aap chahe bhula de hume ek pal me hi,

Aapko bhulane me shayad hume jamana lage.

 






Aaj kuch khas baat to jaroor hai .....

jo aap itne madhosh huwe ja rahe hain.....

kahin ye bin piye jaam ka nasha to nahin..

jo aap itne Ashiq mizaz huwe ja rahe hain

 






Aaj apne aap se khafaa hoon......

jo uske chere ki madhoshiyaan na pad saka,

par kya karoon uski yaad me aisa khoyaa ki

uski muskurahat ke peeche ki shararat na pad saka.

 






Aapka aashiyana humne dil me basa rakhha hai,

Aap ki yadon ko sine se laga rakhha hai,

Yad aate hai aap hi kyun bar bar,

waise dost to hum ne auro ko bhi bana rakhha hai.

 






Wo ruthe humse, hum manane chale..

manana nahi aata, ye bhul hi gaye..

manana humne kabhi sikhaa hi nahi..

humse yuun pahele kabhi koi rutha hi nahi..

 






kabhi kehte the dost hamare ko

jaan bhi maango to hazir hai,

Aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehte hai ,

aur maango to inkaar karte hain

 






Bewafa Tum Ho To Wafadaar Hum Bhi Nahi,

Besharam Tum Ho To Sharmile Hum Bhi Nahi,

Pyaar Ke Is Mode Par Aake Kehte Ho Shadishuda Ho

To Kya Hua Darling...Kunware Hum Bhi Nahin!

 






Gunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua,

Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua,

Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua,

Masti Ka mastaana Hua,

Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua

 






Ek Ladki Ko Dekha To Aisa Laga

Doosri Ladki Ko Dekha To waisa Laga

Jab Dono Ke Joote Pade...To Ek Jaisa Laga!!!

 






Jo Ek Galti Karay Woh Anjan

Jo 2 Galti Karay Woh Nadan

Jo 3 Galti Karay Woh Shaitan

Jo Galtion Pay Galti Karay Woh PAKISTAN

Jo Har Galti Maaf Karay Woh HINDUSTAN

 



Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se

sharmana...

Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se

Sharmana

Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana

 






dusara/tisra pyar hai,

dil bekrar hai,

aja more sajna verna chautha tayyar hai

 






Ye julfe teri janjeer ban gayee,

Sachmuch meri Taqdeer ban gayee.

Main to youn hi Khwab mei Ungliya fer raha tha,

Gour se dekha to, Teri Tashveer ban gayee

 






Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha, Har Meenar Ko Dekha,

Har Kaleen Ko Dekha, Har Khidki Se Dekha... Aur Bola... Maa Kasam, Bahut

Kharcha Ho Gaya !!!

 






Maine puchha chand se "dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin", chand ne

kaha "saale itni upar se dikhta hai kya".

 






Zindagi mein tum bahut aage jaaoge, kyonki jahan bhi tum jaooge, sab

kahenge, chal be chal aage chal.

 






Main ye nahi kehta k tumhain Pyaar nahi hay

Tum Pyaar tou kartey ho lakin Ehsaas nahi hay

Hum tou hain k Tum se Umeed-e-Wafa lagaye bethey hain

Aur Tum ho k Tumhain Ehd-e-Wafa Yaad nahi hay !!!

 






Tute hue pehmane per jaam nahi aata

ishq ke mareez ko aaram nahi aata

ehhh dil todne wale tune yeh to socha hota

ki tuta hua dil kissi ke kaam nahi aata.

 






jab nazar nazar se mili tab nazar ne nazar se kaha yeh nazar is

nazar ko nazar se na dekh kahi nazar ki nazar ko nazar na lage

 






ham sher hai, buland parwaz ka pad rakhtay hai, rothe huway

dilon ko manane ka hunar rakten hai

tum zakhm dena jante ho, to shouk se ham zakham sahanay ka fulad sa jigar

rakhtay hai

 






Na teer, na talvaar se ghayal hue hain...

Teri sirf ik nazaar se, zaalim, Shaayar hue hain

Duniya Se Jo Darre, Usse Kaayar Kehte Hain,

Duniya Jisse Darre, Usse Shaayar Kehte Hain

 



Mera har din teri har raat se achcha hoga

mera har lafz teri har baat se achcha hoga

doli se jhaank kar dekhna

mera janaaza teri baraat se achcha hoga

 






Usko chaha bhi to izhar karna na aaya,

kat gayi umr saari, hamein pyar karna na aaya,

usne manga bhi agar kuchh to judaai mangi,

aur hamein inkar karna bhi na aaya.

 






zindagi ka raaz anokha hai,

maut ka singar anokha hai,

pyar to pyar hai mere dost,

milne ka entjar anokha hai.

 






Raat ko jalte diye din ko bujha karte hai Magar

hum to teri yaado me, din-rat jala karte hai

Wakt Mila To Suljha Doonga Teri Julfe Bhi,

Abhi To Uljha Houn hu Me Wakt Ko Suljhane Mai.

 






zaroori to hahin ke jine ke liye sahara ho,

zaroori to nahin ke hum jinke hai woh bhi hamare ho,

kuchh kastiya doob bhi jayaaa karti hai,

zaroori to nahin ke har kasti ke liye kinara ho....

 



ishq ke bhi kuchh adaab hote hain

jaagti ankhon mein bhi khwaab hote hain

har koi roye yeh zaroori to nahin

khush aankhon mein bhi sailaab hote hain

 






khayaal ko kisi aahat ki aas rahti hai

nigah ko kisi surat ki pyaas rahti hai

tere bin kisi cheez ki kameen to nahin

magar tere bina zindagi udaas rahti hai

 






u to hum kisi ka peechhaa nahin karte

darde dil liya aur diya nahin karte

ittefaaq ki baat hai ye ki dosti aap se hai

varna itni keemti cheeez kisi ko diya nahin karte

 



aye mere hamnasheen tu nahin mere liye paraaya

pyaar to sab karte hain magar karna tum hi ne sikhaya

 






log kahte hain ki pyaar mein neend urr jaati hai

arre koi hamse bhi to pyaar kare

kambakht hame neend bahut aati hai

 






Tere Pyar ke liye

Sar Zamin ek kar doonga...

Tu naa mili to apni zindagi

Ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga...

 



Shayad mere pyar ko

Taste karna bhool gaye...

Dil sey aisa cut kiya

Ke paste karna bhool

gaye...

 



Laakhon honge nigaah mein

kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...

Mere pyaar ke icon pe

kabhi to double-click karo...

 






Roz subha hum karte hain

pyar se unhe good morning...

Woh aise ghoor ke dekte hain

jaise 0 errors aur 5

warning...

 



Kal jab mile thhe

to dil mein hua ek sound.

Aur aaj mile to kehte hain

file not found!

 



Aisa bhi nahin hai ke

I don't like your face.

Par dil ke storage mein

there is no more disk space.

 






Ghar se jab tum nikale

ehen ke reshmi gown.

Jaane kitne dilon ka

ho gaya server down.

 



Jabse meri zindagi mein,

aayi hai ik female.

Bhool gaya hui sab kuchh

kya computer, kya e-mail.

 






Dil se ek ishq ki

Ek application kar raha hoon.

Pyaar se debug karna

mein wait kar raha hoon.

 






Tumhaare intezaar mein

neend aayee so gaya.

Yeh dekho mera connection

time out ho gaya..

 






Nazar mein to kai hain

Par dil se ek wo only hain...

Problem yehi hai ki voh

ab read only hain...

 






HASI KI RAH MAIN GUM MIL JAYE TO KYA KARE,

WAFA KI RAH MAIN BEWAFAI MIL JAYE TO KYA KARE,

KAISE BACHAYE ZINDAGI KO DHOKEBAAZO SE,

KOI MUSKURA KAR DHOKA DE JAYE TO KYA KARE

 






Safer ki ibtida howi k tera khayal aa gaya

meri zameen k saamney aik aasmaan aa gaya

ye faisla howa k meri shanakht aaina karey

mager ye kiss ka akss hai jo dermiyan aa gaya?

 






Her aik shab meri taza aazaab mai guzri

tumharey baad tumharey he khuwab mai guzri

mai aik phol hooun wo mujh ko rakh k bhool gaya

tamam umer ussi ki kitab mai guzri..

 



Ager dhoondoun to koi mill he jaye ga

mager kon hum ko tumhari terha cahey ga

tumhein koi cahatoun ki nigahoun sey zaroor deekhta hoga

mager wo aankhein hamari kahan sey laye ga?

 



Merey dil pey khanjer chala ker chala gaya

meri aankhoun mai aansoo saja ker chala gaya

ussey cahye tha k meri kaber pey aa k rooye

wo guzra bhi to muskura ker chala gaya..

 



Tapish sooraj sey hoti hai

jalna zameen ko perhta hai

qusoor aankhoun ka hota hai

tarapna dil ko perhta hai..

 






Mere marne ke baad mere doston

Yu aansu na bahanaa

Agar meri yaad aaye to

Sidhe upar chale aana.

 






Reh reh kar mujh ko to bas ek hi khayal aata hai,

Wo kambakht na janay kaun se sabun se nahata hai.

Aapki in aankho mein doob jaane ka jee karta hai,

Par beech mein yeh kambakht chashmaa aa jaata hai.

 



Teri aankhen jhuki jhuki,

Tera chehra khila khila,

Jab tere gaalo par se haath ghumaaya,

To aadha kilo FAIR AND LOVELY mila.

 



Jab bhi teri nighah mujhe dundti hogi ji bhar ke kabhi dekha nahi yehi

sochti hogi,

Har lamha mujhe pehlu mein mehsoos kiya hoga shokh nazaro mein meri hi

adaa ghoom ti hogi.

 






Saaki ko maikhane mein peene ka mazaa aataa hai,

Aur mujhe teri muhobbat mein mar mar ke jine ka mazaa aataa hai,

Na chahte huye bhi ye kaam kiye jaataa hoon,

Teri yaad mein har dum jaam piye jaataa hoon.

 






Kashti Behti hain Kainaare ki talaash main...

Log milte hain Pyaar ki aas main....

Hum roz milte nahin aapse magar....

Waqt Bitaate hain aapki Yaad main...

 






gumsum zara udaas si bekal hain ladkiyaan

lagata kisi ke pyaar me pagal hain ladkiyaan

patthar enhe jo kehte hain bewkoof hain dekho jara kareeb se makhmal hain
ladkyaan

 






jungle lageega shaher gar jo ye na rahengi

sach poochhiye to shaher ki hulchul hain ladkiyaan

kehne ke liye ganga ke jaisi pavitra hain

apne liye sharaab ki botal hain ladkiyaan

 






JO EK KHUDA NAHIN MILTA TO ITNA MATAM KYUN,

YAHAN TO KOI MERA HUMZUBAAN NAHIN MILTA.

KHADA HUN KABSE MEIN CHENROON KE JUNGAL MEIN ,

TUMHARE CHEHRE KOI BHI YAHAN NAHIN MILTA.

 



zikkar tera meri khani me

chand ka aks jese pani me

woh to khamoosh hi raha aur

hum jaane kia kiya keh gaye rawaani me

 






Har jagah tumhein talashati rahin ye aankhen

apni tadap ka mujhe ehsaas dilaati rahin ye aankhen

gar kismat mein meri tum nahin the

to kyun jhoothe khwab dikhaati rahin ye aankhen

 






AMAL SE BHI MANGA, WAFA SE BHI MANGA,

HUM NE TUJHE TERI RAZA SE BHI MANGA,

PHIR NAHI HO SAKA TO DUA SE BHI MANGA,

QUSAM HAI KHUDA KI TUJH KO KHUDA SE BHI MANGA.

 






KAASH MERE DIL KI MERE DILBAR KO KHABAR HO JAYE.

LAFZON KI JARURAT NA RAHE KHAMOSHIYON ME ASAR HO JAYE.

INTEHA HO JAYE PYAR KI AUR IK DIN VO AAYE.

LOG DEKHEN JAB BHI TUJKO, MERA CHEHRA NAZAR AAYE.

 






Gungat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Dewanna Hua,

Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua,

Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua,

Masti Kamastaana Hua,

Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua

 



Teri LOVELY EYES Ne

Mujpe Ek EFFECT Kiya Hai

Ki Meene Sabko REJECT Karke

Tujko SELECT Kiya Hai

 






Ek Ladki Ko Dekha To Aisa Laga

Doosri Ladki Ko Dekha To Vaisa Laga

Jab Dono Ke Joote Lage...To Ek Jaisa Laga!!!

 






Bewafa Tum Ho To Wafadaar Hum Bhi Nahi,

Besharam Tum Ho To Sharamdaar Hum Bhi Nahi,

Pyaar Ke Is Mode Par Aake Kehte Ho Shadishuda Ho

To Kya Hua Darling...Kunware Hum Bhi Nahin!

 






Woh Ladki Kitni Pyaari Thi, Jis Ko Aankh Maari Thi

Woh Sendal Kitni Bhaari Thi, Jo Us Ney Sar Per Maari Thi

 






akabhi kehte the dost hamare ke

"jaan bhi maango to hazir hai",

Aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehte hai ,

aur maango to inkaar karte hain

 






tere der pe sanam hazar baar ayengey,

tere der pe sanam hazar baar ayengey,

Ghanti bajayengey aur bhaag jayengey

 






Zamane ke dar se teri tasweer toilet mein chupai rakhi hai!

dedar ho tera bar bar isliye julab ki goli kha rakhi hai

 






Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana...

Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana...

Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana

 






Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai,

to kya hua....

Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai!

ha ha ha ha!!!!

 



Har Karz dosti ka ada kon karega,

Jab hum na rahe to dosti kon karega,

ae khuda mere dosto ko salamat rakhna,

Warna meri shaadi mein dance kon karega??

 






Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho.

Hawa koi lehrayi to lagta hai ki tum ho.

Ab tum hi batao, kya tum kisi BHOOT se kam ho ?

 






Dabbay mein dabba...Dabbay mein Khargosh !

Larki ne ankh mari larka behosh !!!

 






Humne bhi pyar kiya tha zindgi main,badi joshh ke sath !

Humne bhi pyar kiya tha zindgi main,badi shhor ke sath !

Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath !

Kyon ki usey kal shaamko dekha kisi aur ke sath

 



Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,

ki vo aap jaisa dost aur na bnaye...,

Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,

kahin vo bhi common na ho jaye!!

 






Ankhiyon se ankhiyaan mila meri rani,

ankhiyon se ankhiyaan mila meri rani,

teri baain aankh kani,

meri daain aankh kani.

waah waah...waah waah

 






Apne husn par itna naaz na kar O Pagli,

Pata hai ki tu roz lagaati hai Fair & Lovely

 



Pyar ek baar ho to bholapan hai,

pyar do baar ho to apnapan hai,

pyar teen baar ho to deewana pan hai,

pyar baar baar ho to kaminapan hai!!

 






Pyaar nahin karna tha humse,

dillagi to na ki hoti,

ae bewafa beech samundar mein laakar maara,

ek kashti to di hoti.

 






Dekh kar noor-e-Taj bola Shah-jahan ka pota,

dekh kar noor-e-Taj bola Shah-jahan ka pota,

Agar Daadi tu na hoti to yeh kharcha to na hota!!

 



Aankhon mein aansu aa jaate hain

Phir bhi labo pe muskaan rakhni padti hai

Yeh mohabbat bhi kya cheez hai yaaron

Jisse karte hai useese chupani padti hai

 



Do kadam to sab chal lete hain

Par zindagi bhar ka saath koi nahi nibhata

Agar ro kar bhulaai jaati yaadein

To hans kar koi gum na chupata.

 






Main sochu bhi kaise, ki tum mere ho na sakoge,

Duur ho itna, ab aur paas ho na sakoge

Yaad rakhna hamesha tum ek baat

Mere jaane ke baad tum saanse le na sakoge

 



Khushboo ki tarah aapke paas bikhar jaayenge,

Sukoon bankar dil mein utar jaayenge

Mehsoos karne ki koshish to kijiye,

Duur hote hue bhi paas nazar aayenge..

 



Jo hudd se na guzar jaaye wo pyaar hi kya

Jo pyaar karne pe majboor na kar de, wo ikraaar hi kya

Intezaar to sab karte hai,

Jo saanse tootne tak saath na de wo yaar hi kya

 






Mushkilon se Aapki Mulakat Na Ho,

Udas Baitho Esi koi Baat Na ho....

Dua Hai Ki Mehfilon Se Saje Zindagi Aapki,

Bas Mumein Pukar Lena Agar koi Saath Na Ho....

 






Koun jane kal tujhe dekhne hum rahe ya na rahe

teri khushi to humesha mangenge

Mana galti mujse hui

Aisi bhi galti na thi ke tum kabhi mujhe maaf hi na kar sakogi

 






Dar lagta hein rone se

ki ye sochke aansu logonko nazar aayenge

Kaisi ye jindagi hein

Tanaha rahakar bhi tanahai ke liye tarsata hein

 



Neendain meri Aankhon se churaata hai wohi shakhs

So jaaoon tu khawaabon mein bhi aata hai wohi shakhs

Hur zakhm ka khaaliq bhi koi aur nahin hai.............

hur zakhm pe marhum bhi lagaata hai wohi shakhs

 






Band hoton se kaha rahi hain wo,

Apni aankhon se baha rahi hain wo,

Nazar main dekh utha kar nazrein,

zindagi hoon main kaha rahi hain wo.

 






Yun to duniya main kayi tere talabdar hue,

tere aashiq, tere gam ke kharidar hue,

itni si baat pe kyon hain ye duniya naraz,

hum fakat ek tabassum ke gunahagar hue.

 



Bolti hai Dosti Chup rehata hai Pyar

Hasati hai Dosti, Rulata hai Pyar

Rulati hai Dosti, Juda karta hai Pyar

Phir bhi Kyon Dosti chodkar Log karte hai Pyar



Sapno Se Dil Lagane Ki Aadat Nahi Rahi,

Har Waqt Muskurane Ki Aadat Nahi Rahi...

Ye Soch K Ki Koi Manane Nahi Aayega,

Ab Hame Ruth Jane Ki Aadat Nahi Rahi...

 



Pyar ke Kore Kagaz pe Likhane ke liye Dil ki Kalam

Chahiye

Jindgi ka safar Katne ke liye Apsa Khubsurat Sanam

Chahiye

 



Ab Aur Manzil Pane Ki Hasrat Nahi,

Kisi Ki Yaad Me Mar Jane Ki Fitrat Nahi...

Aap Jese Dost Jabse Mile,

Kisi Aur Ko Dost Banane Ki Jarurat Nahi.....

 



uff ye bedard siyahi ye hawa ke nouhe

kissko maalum hai is shabb ki sahar ho ki na ho

ek nazar kere dariche ki taraf dekh to lun

doobti aankhon mein fir taab-e-nazar ho ki naa ho

 



abhi roushan hai tere garm shabista ke diye

nilgu pardo se chha-nti hai shuaa-e ab tak

ajnabi baanhon mein halke se lachakti hongi

tere mahke hue baalon ki ridaye ab tak

 



sard hoti hui bhatti ke dhu-e ke humraah

haath failae bade aate hai boj-hil saaye

koun ponchhe meri aankhon ke sulagte aansu

koun uljhe hue baalon ki girah suljhaaye

 



aah ye gaar-e-halakat ye diye ka mahbas

umr apni inhi makano mein kati

jindagi fitrat-e-behis ki purani taksir

ek hakikat thi magar chand fasano mein kati

 






kitni asaishe hansti rahi evaano mein

kitne dar meri javani pe sada band rahe

kitne haathon ne buna atlaso-kamkhwab magar

mere malboos ki takdir me peband rahe

 



julm sahte hue insaano ke is maktal mein

koi farda te tasvvur se kaha tak bahale

umr bhar reng-te rahne ki saja hai jeena

ek do din ki ajiyat ho to koi sah le

 






Aansu ko ankhon ki

Dehliz pe laya na karo.

Apne dil ki halat

Kisiko bataya na karo.

Log mutthi bhar namak liye

Ghoom rahe hain

Apne zakhm kisiko

Dikhaya na karo.

 






Mohabbat ki shamma jalake to dekho,

Zara dil ki duniya saja kar to dekho,

Tumhe ho na jaaye mohabbat to kehna,

Zara humse nazaren milake to dekho.

 



Log ishq karte hain,

Bare shor ke saath.

Humne bhi kiya,

Bare zor ke saath.

Magar ab karenge,

Thora gaur ke saath.

Kyonki kal usko dekha,

Kisi aur ke saath.

 



Ta mam umar zindagi se door rahe,

Teri khushi ke liye tujse door rahe

Ab is se badkar wafa ki saza kya hogi

Ki tere hokar bhi tujse door rahe.

 



Jab bhi apse milne ki takdeer nazar ayi

Mujhe pavon main bandhi zanjeer nazar ayi

Teri yaad main nikal pare mere aansu

Har aansu main teri tasweer nazar ayi.

 



Talaash karo koyi tumhe mil jayega

Magar humari tarah tumhe kaun chahega

Zaroor koyi chahat ki nazar se tumhe dekhega

Magar hamara dil kahan se layega.

 



Befor the networks get jammed,

before the sun sets

before the fireworks die out and

before the clock ticks twelve

here's wishing u a happy new year...

 






Sarson da Saag

makke di roti

achhe doston ki jodi aur shabhi ka pyar

ye naya sal tera

khub gujare yaar...

 



Dosti Ka Pehla Pegam Apkay Naam

Zandagi Ki Akhri Sham Apkay NAam

Iss Safar main hUmsafar Hain hUm DOnn0

IS Dosti Ko Nibhana Hain Apka Naam

 



IS Qadar hUmari Chahhat Ka Imtehan Na LiJiye

kyUn hO hUmSay KhaFaa Bayaan tO KiJiyE

KAr DeJiye MAf Agar hOgaye hUmSay Khataa

Yu YAad Na KArke Saza Na DiJiye

 



RishTo0n Ki Yeh Duniya Hai NiraLi

Sab Rishto0n Say Pyari Hai dOSti tUmhari

ManZo0r Hai AanSu Bhi AanKho0n Main HumaRe

Agar Aah JAye MusKan hout Pe TumhaRay

 



KHUDA SaY Tho0ra RaHam KhaReed LaitaY

Aap Kay ZakhMo0 Ka MArham Khareed LaiTay

Agar Kahi Bikhti Kushiyaan Meri

tU Sari Bech Kar Apka haR Ghum KhaReed LAiTay

 






Jaam PAy Jaam Peenay Say Kia Faida

ShaM kO Pi sUbha Utar JAhayGi

Aray dO Bo0nd aPni dOSti Ki PiLa DaY

ZandaGi Sarri NAshe Main GhuzAr JayeGi

 






FiZa Main Mehakti Ek Sham hO0 tUm

Pyar Main ChaLakta JAam ho0 tUm

SeeNay ChuPayEe PhirTay Hain hUm YAad tUmhaRi

Meri ZandaGi Ka Do0sara Naam ho0 tUm

 



WadAy PAy wOh AaetBAr Nahi KArTay

Hum Zikr-e-MoHabbat Sare BAazar Nahi KArTay

Darta Hai Dil Unki Ruswai Say

aUr wOh SoChTay Hain hUm UnSay PyaR Nahi KartaY

 






HAr KAdam Per ImteHAn Laiti Hai ZandaGi

HAr Waqt NAyaa Sadma DEti Hai Zandagi

hUm zandagi Say Kia ShikWa KArain

Aap JAiSay Dost Bhi Tu Daitay hain ZandaGi

 






KAsh wOh NagMAe HumaY sUnayee Na hOte

Aaj Unko SUn KAr AanSo0 Na Aye hoTay

Agar Issi Tarha Bho0l HEe Jaana thA

tU Itni Gehrai Saay DiL Main SAmayEe Naa hOtaY

 






Wo ruth kar kahti hai humse,

"Tumhara to mel jol mehanga ho gayaa hai.."

Us pagli ko kaun samjhaye,

Array Petrol mehangaa ho gayaa hai.

 



Manta hoon janeman,

Tere bina nahi jina hai

Magar Card ki kya zaroorat hai ?

Tax cut gaya hai, march ka mahina hai.

 



Kuch to meri halat ka khayaal karo !!

Meri byke pe to hamesha ghoomti ho

Kabhi to apne baap ki CAR ka bhi istemal karo...

 






Faasle Mita Kar Aapas Me Pyar Rakhana,

Pyar Ka Yeh Rista Hamesha U Hi Barkarar Rakhana,

Bichad Jaye Kabhi Aap Se Hum,

Aankho Me Hamesha Hamara Intezar Rakhana...

 



Pal Pal Tarsa Hu Is Pal Ke Liye,

Ye Pal AAya Bhi To Kuch Pal Ke Liye,

Socha Tha Ise Zindagi Ka Ek HASIN Pal Bana Lu,

Par Ye Pal Thahara Bhi To Kuch Pal Ke Liye....

 






Kalam Uthayi Hai Labz Nahi Milta,

Jisse Dhundh Rahe Hai,

Woh Shakas Nahi Milta,

Firte Hai Woh Zamane Ki Talash Mein...

 






Chahat Ki Tum Kisise Imtihan mat lena....

Jo Nibha hi na sako woh wada hi na karna....

Jise tumhare bin jeene ki adat hi na ho....

Use jeene ki dua hi na dena....

 



Ishq wale bade nadan hote hain

wahan le jate hain kashti

jahan toofan hote hain

 






Pyar hua ikraar hua......

pyar hua ikraar hua hai

pyar se phir kyun darta hai dil

kehta hai dil, rasta mushkil

maloom nahi.n hai kahan manzil

pyar hua ikraar hua....

 






Aise Rang ka bhi kya fayda jo fikha lage

aisa likhne ka bhi kya fayda jo jhootha lage

shayari wo hai jo dil se nikale

aur jiske sunte hi dard jage..

 






Meri Chaahat Pe Tum Humesha Bharosha Rakhana,

Ey Khuda Mere Mehboob ko Sada Salamat Rakhana,

Tere Sapnoko Sanwar Ne Hum Jaroor Aayenge,

Bas Aankho Me Humara Intezaar Rakhana

 



Woh yaad aaye bhulate bhulate

Dil ke zakham ubhar aaye chupate chupate

Sikaya tha jisne muskurana

Usine rulaya hasate hasate.

 






Ek tanha aur serd raat mein aapki yyad aayi

Tanhai mitane ko humne aag jalayi

Naa jaane kaisi qayamat ho gayi

Ke dhuen ne bhi aapki tasveer banayi

 



Zindagi ke liye jeena zaroori hai,

Jeene ke liye armaan zaroori hai,

Zindagi mein chahe kitna bhi gam ho,

Aapke chehre par muskaan zaroori hai.

 






khayal main jeene ki aadat nahi hamari hian...

Hosh main bhi hamere pyaar ki jo khumari hian....

Mila hian hamme pyaar inta...

jahennum bhi hamme jannat se pyaari hian...

 






Khubiya itni to nahi hum mein,

ki kisi ke dil mein ghar kar jaynege....

par bhulana bhi aasan nahi hoga,

aisa kuch kar jaynge....

 






Sochta ho in sagar ki lahro ko dekh kar.....,

Kyu ye kinara se takra karlaut jati he?

Karti ha wo kinare se bewafai ya sagar se wafa nibhati ha?..

 






Bolti hai Dosti Chup rehata hai Pyar

Hasati hai Dosti, Rulata hai Pyar

Rulati hai Dosti, Juda karta hai Pyar

Phir bhi Kyon Dosti chodkar Log karte hai Pyar

 



Sapno Se Dil Lagane Ki Aadat Nahi Rahi,

Har Waqt Muskurane Ki Aadat Nahi Rahi...

Ye Soch K Ki Koi Manane Nahi Aayega,

Ab Hame Ruth Jane Ki Aadat Nahi Rahi...

 






Ek hansi jo hansa de,

Ek aansu jo rula de,

Ek aarzu jo jaga de,

Ek chahat jo samajh le,

Har aahat jo jaan le,

Usi rishtey ka nam dosti hain.

 






Samja na koi dil ki baat ko,

Dard duniya ne bina soche hi de diya...

Seh gaye jo humdard ko chupke se,

To humko he patthar dil keh diya...

 



Itna kuch khoya ki hume pana nahi aaya,

Pyar kiya to phir jatana nahi aaya...

Aa gaye is dil mein pehli hi nazar mein woh,

Kasoor unka nahi humara tha jo unke dil me samana nahi

aaya.

 



Sukhe Patton Se Pyar Kar Lenge,

Hum Tumpar Aitbaar Kar Lenge...

Tum Sifr Ek Bar Kah Do, Ke Tum Hamare Ho...

Ham Umar Bhar Intajar Kar Lenge...

 






Mana Ye Waqt Hame Yaad Karne Wala Nahi,

Par Bewaqt Hame Yaad Kar Liya Karo...

Mana Aapke Aas Pass Sari Duniya Hai,

Kabhi Hamari Kami Ka Ehsas Bhi Kar Liya Karo...

 



Kabhi Pass To Kabhi Dur,

Kabhi Husna To Kabhi Noor...

Badi Fursat Se Banaya Hai Khuda Ne Tumhe,

Ke Dekhte Hi Ho Gaye Ham Chur Chur...