Dictionary is the only
place
where success comes before marriage n
divorce b4 marriage.But the best thing is that
Baagan vich mor hove .
bagaan vich mor hove..
tere peeche kun ruliye
je tere jeha koi hor hove.
Banh fad ke rok lende je chalda koi jor hunda.
tere peeche hi kun rulde je tere jeha koi hor hunda.
Zindagi ki gumnaam rah par koi manjil nazar nahi ati,
Subah hoti hia sham gujar jati hai.
Magar teri yaad nahi jaati hai.
Promise me we are true friends
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki
I am Tarzan you are Monkey.....PoOoOoH!!!
You r my sweet SONA
I don't want u 2 KHONA
I want a place in your heart's KONA
Otherwise i will start RONA
Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA
TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
E-mail KARNE ME bade le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...
Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain
Tum bin hum bohat akele hain
Sab kuch chod kar tumeh e-mail karte hain
Dekho hum kitne vele hain
* vele = lazy (vele is a Punjabi word)
Someday u may lose ur hair.
u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.
But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.
coz u cant lose wot u don't have!
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii....
Fiteh Mooh...Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!
When u feel sad....
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
"damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness.
But don't make this a habit.....
Coz liars go to hell !!!!
Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain
maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko
aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain....
waaaaahhhhhhhhh...
Shaam hote hii ye Dil
udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
Bagon men phool khilte rahenge,
Raat ko diye jalte rahenge;
Dua hai khuda se aap khush rahen hamesha,
Baki tung to hum hamesha karte rahenge
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin khogayi!!
Hum teri dar pe sanam,
Hazaar Baar aayenge,
Hum teri dar pe sanam,
Hazaar Baar aayenge,
Hum teri dar pe sanam,
Hazaar Baar aayenge,
Bell Bajayenge aur Bhaag jayenge
Pyar mein kisine Dhoka to kisine kasam khayi hai
Hum wo majnoo hai jisne sirf laat khayi hai
Nahin lag sakta kabhi maikhane main taala
Ek nahin..do nahin...Saara shahar hai peene waala
Suraj bane to Badal bane
Chand bane to Tare bane
Husn bana to Deewane bane
kuch to hai baat app mai yun hi to nahi pagal khane bane
Kon kehta hai pyaar may pakray jaeen gay?
Waqt aanay per behen bhai ban jaeen gay
Safer ki ibtida howi k tera khayal aa gaya
meri zameen k saamney aik aasmaan aa gaya
ye faisla howa k meri shanakht aaina karey
mager ye kiss ka akss hai jo dermiyan aa gaya?
Her aik shab meri taza aazaab mai guzri
tumharey baad tumharey he khuwab mai guzri
mai aik phol hooun wo mujh ko rakh k bhool gaya
tamam umer ussi ki kitab mai guzri..
Ager dhoondoun to koi mill he jaye ga
mager kon hum ko tumhari terha cahey ga
tumhein koi cahatoun ki nigahoun sey zaroor deekhta hoga
mager wo aankhein hamari kahan sey laye ga?
Merey dil pey khanjer chala ker chala gaya
meri aankhoun mai aansoo saja ker chala gaya
ussey cahye tha k meri kaber pey aa k rooye
wo guzra bhi to muskura ker chala gaya..
Tapish sooraj sey hoti hai
jalna zameen ko perhta hai
qusoor aankhoun ka hota hai
tarapna dil ko perhta hai..
Mere marne ke baad mere doston
Yu aansu na bahanaa
Agar meri yaad aaye to
Sidhe upar chale aana.
Reh reh kar mujh ko to bas ek hi khayal aata hai,
Wo kambakht na janay kaun se sabun se nahata hai.
Aapki in aankho mein doob jaane ka jee karta hai,
Par beech mein yeh kambakht chashmaa aa jaata hai.
Teri aankhen jhuki jhuki,
Tera chehra khila khila,
Jab tere gaalo par se haath ghumaaya,
To aadha kilo FAIR AND LOVELY mila.
BAZAHIR WO MERA KHAYAL KARTI HAI
JHOOT BOLTI HAI MAGAR KAMAL KARTI HAI
DIL HAI MERA LOSE ISAY NA KARNA USE
AGHAR HOGAYA FUSE TUMHAI PARANGAY SHOES
APPLE KAT'TA HO KNIFE SE
PANI PITA HO PIPE SE
KIYA ZAMANA AGAYA HAi
JUTA KHATA HO WIFE SE
HUM CHAHAIN AAP KO
AAP CHAHAIN KISI AUR KO
AAP JISAY CHAHAIN KHUDHA KARAY
WO CHAHAIN KISI AUR KO
TU SAWAL NAHI EK PHALI HAI
MERI MANZIL TU NAHI TARI SAHELI HAI TU
TU SHAMA HOTI MAIN PARWANA HOTA
NA TU COACHING JATI NA MAIN DIWANA HOTA
PYAR MAIN KISI NE DHOKHA KHAYA
TO KISI NE KASAM KHAI HAI
HUM WO MAJNOO HAI
JIS NE SIRF LAAT KHAI HAI
PANI AANAY KI BAAT KARTE HOO
DIL JALANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO
CHAr DIN SE MOO NAHI DHOIYA
TUM NAHANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO
PHOOL KO MAT TORO KANTA LAG JAI GA
LARKI KO MAT CHAIRO CHANTA LAG JAI GA
Sar e rah kabhi kuch bhi kaha nahi sar e rah kahi kuch bhi suna nahi
Mein janam janam se usi ka hun jise aaj tak ye pata nahi
Ye khuda ki dein hai ke is hi ka naam naseeb hai
Jise tu ne chaha mil gaya jise meine chaha mila nahi.
Us ne anchal se nikali meri gumgushta bayaz
Aur chupke se mohabbat ka warq morr diya
Humko maloom tha anjam e mohabbat hum ne
Akhri hurf se pehle hi qalam torr diya.
Usko ehsas dilaya hai to milta hi nahi
Ajnabi tha to roz mila karta tha
Ab wo mujhse meri har baat ke ma'ine puche
Jo meri sochon ki tehreer likha karta tha.
Har ik shab meri taza azab mein guzri
Tumhare baab tumhare hi khwab mein guzri
Ik phool hun wo mujhko rakh ke bhool gaya
Tamam umar uski kitaab meinguzri.
In jagti ankhon mein kuch khwab adhoore hain
Chaho to kabhi aa kar tabeer bata jana
Ye zabt ke bundhun bhi pal bhar me bikharte hain
Tum yad kaheen aa kar hum ko na bhula jana.
Tujh se mile bicharr gaye tujh se bicharr ke mil gaye
Aisi bhi qurbatein rahein aise bhi faasle rahe
Tu bhi na mil saka hamein umar bhi ra'igan gayi
Tujh se to khair ishq tha khud se barre gile rahe.
Chahaton ka dil jo chahe koi manzar dekhna
Chandni raton mein jakar tum samundar dekhna
Rait ke sahil pe ab to bas yehi hai mashghala
Pehle tera naam likhna phir mita kar dekhna.
Marhale sab wafa ke jafa ke supurd hain
Wo deep kya jalein jo hawa ke supurd hain
Usne bhi apni zid na chorri kisi tarha
Hum kya karein hum bhi ana ke supurd hain.
Ansoo ko kabhi Os ka qatra na samajhna
Aisa tumhein chahat ka samundar na milega
Ye soch lo ke ab aakhri saya hai mohabbat
Is darr se uttho ge to koi dar na mile ga.
Woh talluq torr kar bhi beharbani kar gaya hai
Rubt jo fani tha usay ghair fani kar gaya hai
Mein to samjha tha ke mil kar dastan poori hui
Wo to bicharr kar bhi barri lambi kahani kar gaya hai
Kahan kahan pe lutay ho shumar mat karna
Magar kisi pe ab aitebar mat karna
Mein lautnay ke irade se ja raha hun magar
Safa safar hai mera intezar mat karna.
Ahel e danish ko is bat ki hairani hai
Shehar kaghaz ka hai sho'loon ki nigehbani hai
Is tarha ghair liya mujhko ghamon ne jaise
Mein jazeera hun mere charon taraf pani hai
Dil ka koi qusoor nahee
Din hain guzar hi jate hain
Jab dil bojh ho gham o tanhai ka
Chund ansoo nikal hi jate hain
Humne dekhi hai un ankhon ki mehakti khusbhu
Hath se chu kar isay rishtonka ilzam na do
Sirif ehsas hai ye isay ruh se mehsoos karo
Pyar ko pyar hi rehne do koi naam na do.
Zindugi ik bar mila karti hai
Jao tum bhi nashe mein kho jao
Hame to kher ab tanhayon ki adat hai
Khuda ke waste par tum kisi ke ho jao
Da'waye husn koi kare to khamosh raho
Sirif aahista se aina muqabil rakh do
Mein mohabat hun mujhe ata hai nafrat ka ilaj
Tum har ik shakhs ke sine mein mera dil rakh do
Har morr zindugi ka badalta raha hun mein
Barson wafa ki aag mein jalta raha hun mein
Raste mein tere pyar ke chalna muhal tha
Phir bhi tere isharon pe chalta raha hun mein
Kya loog thay ke jan se barrh kar aziz thay
Ab dil se mahu naam bhi aksar ke ho gaye
Ae yaad e yar tujh se karein kya shikayatein
Ae dard e hijr hum bhi to pathar ke ho gaye.
Wo mujhko dekh kar pehlu badalne lagta hai
Ajibshakhs hai khud hi pighalne lagta hai
Mere wajood mein kaisa alaao hai har dum
Kabhi kabhi to mera dum nikalne lagta hai.
Ye din ye rat ye lumhe mujhe ache lagte hain
Tumhein sochun to sare silsile ache lagte hain
Bahut dur tak chalna magar phir bhi wahin rehna
Mujhe tum se tum tak da'ire ache lagte hain.
Ik dya dil mein jalana bhi bujha bhi dena
Yad karna bhi usay roz bhula bhi dena
Kya kahun ye meri chahat hai ek nafrat uski
Nam likhna bhi mera likh ke mita bhi dena.
Har ik baat pe kehte ho ke tu kya hai
Tunhi kaho ye andaz e guftagu kya hai
Ragon me dorrte phirne ke hum nahi qail
Jab aankh se hi na tapke to lahu kya hai
Miloon kisi se wo darmyan rehta hai
Wo jo mila nahi uska dhyan rehta hai
Yaqin aata nahi uski be wafai ka
Wo aa hi jaye ga ye guman rehta hai.
Toot jatay hain sabhi rishtemagar
Dil se dil ka rishta apni jagha
Humko hai tujhse na milne ka yaqin
Aur tujhse milne ki dua apni jagha
Wo aane wali ruton ka hisab lete hain
Hamen to lumha e maujood ki khabar nahi
Bhala hamari shahadat ko kaun manay ga
Hamari adhi gawahi to mautabar bhi nahi
Hazaron azabon mein ghar kar gaya hai
Wo ye silsila mustaqil kar gaya hai
Usay be wafai kisi se mili thi
Wo meri taraf muntaqil kar gaya hai.
Dil mangta hai hisaab aur
tarha ke
Taqdir mein likhe hain khwab aur tarha ke
Hum log bhi kuch dost shanasi mein anarri
Dushman ne bhi orrhe hain naqab aur tarha ke
Chand nikla tha magar raat na thi pehli si
Ye mulaqaat mulaqaat na thi pehli si
Runj kuch kum to hua tere milne se
Ye aur bat hai ke wo baat na thi pehli si
Wo jis se raha aaj tak awaz ka rishta
Bhaije ab meri sochon ko alfaz karishta
Milne se girezan hai na milne pe khafa bhi
Dam torrti chahat hai kisi andaz ka rishta
Main yunhi guzar deta shab e ghum sambhal sambhal ke
Tumhen kya mila bata do meri zindugi badal ke
Barre be wafa hain aansu sar e bazm aaj chulke
Meri aarzu ko loota meri chashm e nam mein pal ke
Rat chupchap hai... magar chand khamosh nahi,
kaise kehdu tuze... aaj phir hosh nahi,
aisa dooba teri aankho ki gherai me,
hat me jam hai... magar pine ka hosh nahi.
Socha hai aaj fir Unki yaado ko seene se lagaya jaaye,
Yaad karke unki aankho ko, chehre ko, is dil ko behlaya jaaye,
Rahenge Hosh main to yeh masroofiat hume unhe yaad karne nahi degi,
So madhosh hone ke liye aaj fir ik jaam uthaya jaaye.
aasmaan mein itne taare nahi...
suraj ka taap bhi thanda pad jaaye
chand ki chandi to phiki si hai
agar aap aur hum kahin mil jaaye
sagar to kya kisi ki pyaas bujhaega
pedo ki chhaya bhi kuch na kar paaye
amrit mein bhi itna jeevan nahi
jitna aap aur hum mein samaaye
panchiyo ki udaan bhi unchi nahi
na hi hain phaslo mein itni khushiya
hawa ka bahaw bhi peeche chhoot jaaye
aap aur hum jaisa pyaar gar koi paaye
Mehfil mein milo tum hazaro se,
Hamari bhi kabhi yaad kiya karo
Mana tum hame chahati nahi
Magar aise chhup rehna to chhod do
Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai,
Bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai,
Aur kitna intezar karu tere sms ka,
arre yaar kanjusi ki bhi ek haad hoti hai.
Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai me,
Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me,
hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me,
hum milenge tumhe fir kisi,
free SMS ki scheme me.
Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai,
Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai,
Mubarak ho Aapko nayi subhah,
Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja hai
Good Morning
Najre Jhuki to Paimane bane,
Dil tute to Maikhane bane,
Kuch to jaroor khas hai aap mein..
Hum yoon hi nahi aapke Diwane Bane...
Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas ho tum,
Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum,
Idiot stupid bakwas ho tum,
Par jo bhi ho yar, Dost Jhakaas ho tum...
Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain...
Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirchi...'-hai...
Lehar aati hai, kinare se palat jati hai,
yaad aati hai, dil mein simat jati hai,
dono mein farakh sirf itna hai,
lehar bewaqt aati hai, aur yaad har waqt aati hai.
jab dosti ki dastaan waqt
sunayega,
hum ko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega ,
tab bhool jayenge zindagi ke gamon ko ,
jab AAp ke saath guzra waqt yaad ayega
Kabhi badli hui takdir nazar ati hai,
yado ki bas ek zanjir nazar ati hai ,
pade bhi to kya pade
yaar- mujhe mobile me bhi teri tasveer nazar ati hai,
Shadi karna tha par kismat khuli nahi,
TAJMAHAL Bana tha par MUMTAZ mili nahi,
Ab kismat khuli, Shadi hue,
ab TAZ banana chahta hu,
par ye MUMTAZ marti nahi!
Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo,
Pyar nahi to Shikayat hi kiya karo,
Itna bhi gair na samjho ki baat hi na kiya karo,
Phone nahi to SMS hi kiya karo....
Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi,
hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,
Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho,
??
hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi.
Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain.
man main har waqt hum ek aas rakhte hai.
najane kab aa jaye aap ka sms
is liye cell ko dil ke paas rakhte hai.
Jindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai naa taal hai,
Msgbox bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me hadtal hai,
yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.
Is dil mein yaadon ke mele
hain,
tum bin bahut akele hain,
sab kuch chodke tume SMS kar rele hain,
dekho hum kitne wele
Nazar tumhari, Nazar hamari,
Nazar ne dil ki nazar utari,
Nazar ne dekha nazar ko aise,
ki nazar dosti ko lage na hamari.
Tussi hasde ho saanu hassan vaste,
Tussi ronde ho saanu rovvan vaset,
Tussi 1 vaar ruske te vekho,
Mar jayenge tuhanu manaan vaste.
Baadal kitne khushnaseeb hai,
Door rahkar bhi zameen par baraste hai,
Hum kitne badnaseeb hai,
Paas rahkar bhi milne ko taraste hai.
Dosti ka pehala pegam aapke naam,
Zindagi ki akhari sham aapke naam.
Iss safar main humsafar hain hum dono,
Is dosti ko nibhana hain aapka kaam.
is kadar hamari chahat ka imtihan na lijiye.
Kyu ho humse khafa, bayan to kijiye,
Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gaye humse khata,
Yu yaad na karke saza na dijiye.
Rishton ki ye duniye hai niraali,
Sab riston se pyaari hai dosti tumhaari.
Manzoor hai aansu bhi aakho mein hamaree,
Agar aa jaaye muskaan hot pe tumahari.
Khuda se thoda raham khareed lete,
Aap ke zakhmo ka marham khareed lete.
Agar kahi bikti khushiya meri,
To saari bech kar aap ka har ghum khareed lete.
Thak Gaye Hai Dil Ko Samjate Ki,
Unse Mulaakaat Ab Na Hogi.
Is Khayaal Me Sojaate Hai Roz Ki,
Aaj Sapno Me to Unse Baat Hogi…
Ek Jaam Ulfat Ke Naam
Ek Jaam Dosti Ke Naam
Aadhi Botal Wafa Ke Naam ... aur...
Poori Botal Bewafa Ke Naam!!
Tumne saath chhoda to socha duniya to saath hein
Such to ye tha ki jab meine tumhe chaha tab hi duniya ne saath chhod diya tha
Ab kisase jake haal sunavu
Saaya bhi apna bevafa hogaya
Aarju hai door se dekhne ki...
Karib aana bhi nahi chahte...
Tamanna nahi tumhe pane ki...
Magar khona bhi nahi chahte....
Wakt ke dher pe kabhi kadmon ke nisham Akeleji kabhi hamare bhi the,
Jis jagah par Aaj tum ho Akeleji, us jagah kabhi hum bhi the,
Yeh baat alag hai ke, Hum Tajmahal nahi baa paye,
Par kisee Pooja jaise Mumtaj ke sir ke taj, kabhi Hum bhi The.
kabhi mohabbat karo to hum se karna,
dil ki bat karo to hum se karna,
na keh sako to aankhe juka lena,
hum khud samaj jayenge tum kuch mat kehna.
Rat chupchap hai... magar chand khamosh nahi,
kaise kehdu tuze... aaj phir hosh nahi,
aisa dooba teri aankho ki gherai me,
hat me jam hai... magar pine ka hosh nahi.
Hame to apno ne luta,
Gehro mein kahan dum tha,
Meri kisti thi doobi vahan,
Jahan pani kam tha.
Mere marne ke baad,
Aur mujhe jalaane se pehle,
Mere dil ko nikal dena,
Taake jo log mere dil me hai vo jaal na jae
Dono Ankho Me Ashk Diya Karte He,
Ham Apni Ninde Tere Naam Karte He....
Jab Bhi Palak Jhapke Teri,
Samajh Lena Ham Tujhe Yaad Kiya Karte He....
Aishwaria Rai, Preety Zinta, Kareena Kapoor
en tinon main se kise ko hona ho ga maira zaroor
main janta hoon nahi ha itni ooqaat maire
lakin, lab pay atee ha dua ban kay tamana maire
Woh gori hai uski zulfe hain kali,
Wo Pari hai ya Pariyo ki Rani,
Uski har baat hai nirali,
Par kya karu yaaro wo larki kisi aur ne pata li!
English Man : - Humare America mein War ho gaya hai Mohit: - Humare
India mein to roz hi war hota hai
English Man : - wo kaise?
Mohit : - Somwar, Mangalwar, Budhwar.....!!!
Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye...,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!!
Khuda ne jab tumhe banaya hoga,
Confusion ka moment aaya hoga,
kabhi Monkey to kabhi Donkey banana chaha hoga,
End mein dono ka mixture passand aaya hoga!!!
Jo assani se mile wo hai ghum,
jo mushkil se mile wo hai paisa,
jo kissi-kissi ko mile wo hai pyaar,
jo naseeb waloo ko mile wo hai apun ka SMS!!!
Nazar jhuki to paimane bane,
Dil toote to maikhane bane,
kuch na kuch to zaroor hai aap mein,
yunhi nahi hum aapke dewaane bane!!!
Har koi pyar ke liye tarapta hai,
Har koi pyar ke liye rota hai,
mere pyar ko galat mat samajna,
pyar to dosti mein bhi hota hai.
Mere Dukde ko aap Shayri samaj baite.
Mere Dukde ko aap Shayri samaj baite.
Arey takleef to tab hoti hai
Jab log waah waah kehte hai ...
Zindagi Me Na Kabhi Roye Tu,
Tere Aansu Hame Mil Jaye….
Mangte He Yahi Dua Us Khuda Se,
Sare Janan Ki Shusiya Tumhe Mil Jaye….
Chahe Dukh Ho Ya Such,
Rahenge Sada Tere Pass…
Hanth Thama He Tera,
Na Chorenge Ye Rakhna Vishwas…
Pyar Karte He Tujhse Itna Ki,
Ek Pal Bhi Na Tere Bin Rah Paye…
Bebas Kar Diya Tere Pya Ne,
Ke Bas Har Chij Me Tera Hi Chahra Nazar Aaye….
Meri jindagi ko aise viran banake na ja
Tujhe kasam hein meri, mere pyar ko thukarake na ja
Jinda houn tere ek zalak ke sahare
Aise mujhe mitake na ja
Khuda kare humaari dosti aisi ho
Ki Chot tumhe lage aur dard mujhe ho
Dil tumhaara dhadke aur dhadkan meri ho
Naukri tum karo aur salary meri ho
Har samundar mein saahil nahin hota
Har jahaaz mein missile nahin hota
Agar Dhirubhai ka sapna nahin hota
To har %$$$ ke paas mobile nahin hota
Khud ko kar buland itnaa..
Ke' Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche..
aur khuda tumse puche..
'Abe gadhe... ab utrega kaise '
jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi
jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi
dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le jalim
bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi
Ghar ghar main diya jale
To diwali mat samjho
Agar main tera peeche paroon
To mawali mat samjho
Unki zulfoon pe pyaar aaya
Paas ja kar dekha tu sardar paya
Patharr kyun marte ho, pura pahaad maar do
Hum yuheeen mar jayenge, sirf ek baar aankh maar do
Tere ishq main janam kya
se kya haal ho gaya
Badan se badboo aa rahee hai, nahaaye jamana ho gaya
Yeh tera chehra hai yaa kele ka chhilka
Jo dekha to dil phisal gaya
Beshak kuch waqt ka intezaar mila humko,
Par khuda se badhkar yaar mila humko,
Na rahi tammana kisi jannat ki,
Ae dost teri dosti se vo pyar mila humko.
Tera khayal dil se na jaye to kya karu,
Reh reh kar teri yaad aye to kya karu,
Kehte hai khwaabon mein hogi mulakat,
Raat bhar neend hi na aye to kya kaaru.
Dil mein tumhare apni kami chod jayenge,
Aankho mein aansuon ki nami chod jayenge,
Yaad rakhna mujhe dhoondhte firoge ek din,
Jab hum ye zindagi chod jayenge.
Aapko lagta hai ki humne apko bhula rakha hai,
Aap nahi jaante dil mein kahi chupa rakha hai,
Dekh na le in aankho mein apko koi,
Isliye palko ko bhi chupa rakha hai.
Dard kaafi hai bekhudi ke liye,
Maut zaruri hai zindagi ke liye,
Kaun marta hai kisi ke liye,
Hum to zinda hai sirf aap hi keliye.
Tu dur hai mujhse aur pas bhi hai,
Teri kami ka kahi ehsaas bhi hai,
Dost lakho hai jahan mein mere,
Tu pyara bhi hai aur khas bhi hai.
Nasha hum kiya karte hai,
ilzaam sharab ko diya jaata hai,
Kasoor sharab ka nai,
Unka hai jinka chehra hume har jaam mein nazar aata hai.
Jaam pe jaam peene se kya fayda,
Raat guzri to sari utar jayegi,
Peene hi hai to kisi ki aankho se piyo,
Khuda ki kasam sari umar hi nashe mein guzar jayegi.
Saapne Dekhta hoon hasinao ke..
Magar Darta Hoon Ki Subha na ho..
Mashook Chahta hoon Hasina koi..
Magar Darta Hoon ki bewafa na ho..
Wafa ka naam na lo yaaron
Wafa Dil ko dukhati hai..
Wafa ka naam Lete hi.
Ek Bewafa ki yaad aati hai
Duwa karate hai sar zukake
Ki ai dost tu apani manzil ko paaye,
Chha jaaye agar andhera teri rahonme
To roshani ke liye bhagawaan hamako jalaaye !!!
Ful ki shuruwar kalise hoti hai,
Zindagiki shuruwat jaan se hoti hai,
Pyaar ki shuruwat dostise ...
Aur dostiki shuruwat aapase hoti hai !!!
Kaun yaad rakhata hai naamko,
Log to cheharonko bhi bhul jaate hai,
Aap samandar ki baat karate hai,
Log to aankhonme bhi duub jaate hai !!!
Maut ke baadbhi yaad aa raha hai koi,
Mitti meri kabrase utha raha hai koi,
Ai khuda do pal ki zindagi aur de de,
Meri kabrase udaas ja raha hai koi !!!
Bhigi Barsaat me jalata hu, tuze kya maloom?
Main samandar hu bikharata hu, tuze kya maloom?
Jabse dekha hai mohabbat ka hasi Tajamahal,
Kate haathonko chhuppata hu, tuze kya maloom?
Zamaana gujar gaya haathonko milaye hue,
Muddat ho gayi nazaronko milaye hue,
Din raat nikal gaye yaadonme khoye hue,
Ab kab samane aaoge yaar muskurate hue?
In aankhonme aasoo aaye na hote,
Agar tum pichhe mudkar muskuraye na hote,
Tumhare jaane ke baad ye gam hota hai,
kaash tum zindagime aayehi na hote !!!
Baadal garaja magar barasaat nahi aayi,
Dil dhadaka magar aawaj nahi aayi,
Pura din gujarane ko hai dost,
kya ek baar bhi meri yaad nahi aayi?
Umeed aisi ho jo jeene ko majbur kare..
Raah aisi ho jo chalane ko majbur kare,
Mehak kam na ho kabhi apani dostiki,
Dosti aisi ho jo milaneko majbur kare !!!
Zindagi sabko mile ye jaruri to nahi,
Pyaar sabko ho jaaye ye jaruri to nahi,
Kuchh dost bahot yaad aate hai zindagi me ,
Magar woh bhi hame yaad kare ye jaruri to nahi !!!
Unako chaha bhi to izahaar na karana aaya,
Kat gayi umar hame pyaar na karana aaya,
Unhone maanga bhi agar kuchh to judaai maangi,
Aur ham the ki hame inkaar bhi na karana aaya !!!
Mera ikaraar tere inkaar se behatar hoga,
Mera din bhi teri raat se behatar hoga,
Yakeen nahi aata to dolise zankakar dekh lena..
Mera janaazaa teri baaraat se behatar hoga !!!
Masti
aankhonme hoti hai..sharaab me nahi...
Bhakti shraddhame hoti hai...shabdonme nahi..
Tu bhi jaan le mere dost...
Dosti dilme hoti hai.. dikhaweme nahi...
Har kadam pe imtihaan leti hai zindagi..
Har waqt naye sadame deti hai zindagi...
Ham zindagise shikawa kaise kare?
Aap jaise dost bhi to deti hai zindagi !!!
Duwaaonki bheed me ek duwa hamaari,
jisame maangi hamane har khushi tumhari,
Jab bhi muskuraye aap dilase....
Samazo duwa kubul hui hamari !!!
Lamho Lamho per Khwaab Likhoonga,
Apni zindagi per kitaab likhoonga,
Aapki gardan (neck) to phoolon ki tehni,
Aur aapke chehre ko gulab likhoonga.
Jaan hai hume zindagi se pyaari,
jaan ke liye kardoo qurban main apni yaari,
jaan ke liye main tod doo dosti tumahri,
ab aap se kya chhupaoo aap hi to jaan hamari.
jis shaam mein mere lab per aapka naam na aaye,
khuda kare ki kabhi aisi shaam na aaye,
ae jaane wafa yeh kabhi mumkin nahin ki,
afsaana likhoon aur aapka naam na aaye.
laher aati hai kinaare se palat jaati hai,
yaad aati hai aur dil mein simat jaati hai,
laher aur yaad mein farq sirf itna hai ki,
laher bewaqt aur yaad har waqt aati hai.
exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya
KUCH TO HUA HAI KUCH HO GAYA HAI,
exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya
SAB KUCH ALAG HAI SAB KUCH NAYA HAI.
Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
aur vo boli ki Thanda matlab Coca Cola
Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske pass noor hai to kya hua
Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera dost Langoor hai
Yadd Karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,
dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein,
hamein mat dhoonndho duniya ki bhid mein,
hum milenge tumhe phir kisi, free SMS ki scheme mein
Chand adhura hai sitaro ke bina,
gulshan adhura hai bahaaro ke bina,
samundar adhura hau kinaro ke bina,
jeena adhura hai tum jaise yaaro ke bina!!!
Kalam uthayi hai lafs nahi milta,
jisko dhoond rahein hain vo shaks nahi milta,
firte hain vo jamaane ki talaash mein,
bas humare liye unhe waqt nahi milta!!!
Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai,
humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai,
is umeed ke saath ki aayega SMS aapka,
humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hain...
Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho..
itna kaatil kaise sharma lete ho..
kitni aasani se JAAN le lete ho..
kisine sikhaya hai ya bachpan se hi kamine ho!!
Arz kiya hai,
Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
Ghanti bajainge aur bhaag jayenge !
Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho.
Hawa koi lehrayi to lagta hai ki tum ho.
Ab tum hi batao, kya tum kisi BHOOT se kam ho ?
Maine poocha chand se...
Kabhi dekha hai mere yaar sa hasin.....
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Arz kiya hai,
Door se dekha to santra tha,
pass jake dekha to santra tha,
cheel k dekha to bhi santra tha,
Kha ke dekha to bhi santra tha.
Wah kya sntra tha !
Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi,
jise pyaar kiya woh chali gayi.
Khud kashi karne chala,
Zalim bijali ko haath lagaya, Bijali he chali gayi.
Macchar ne jo kata...
dil main mere junoon tha.
Khujli hui itni... dil be sukoon tha.
Pakra to chor diya yeh soch kar ki....
salay ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha!
Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye.
Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye.
Karu SMS ladkion ko naam tera aae.
Maar tujhe pade aur kaleja mera thanda ho jaye
Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko tarranume numayish se aghaa dena...
Jo iska matlab samajh aaye to please mujhe bhi bata dena....
Aaj didar, kal yaar, parso pyar, phir ekrar, aur phir-intzar, phir-takrar,
phir-darar,
saari mehnat-bekar,
aur akhir mein-Ek aur devdas at beer bar !
Tohar chehra moti ke saman,
Tohar chehra moti ke saman,
Tohar chehra moti ke saman,
Tohar chehra moti ke saman,
Moti hamar kutte ka naam !
Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote,
Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote,
chand to tum ho he, sitare bhi saath hote!!
Suraj Hua Madham ,
chand bhi chalne laga,
mein thehra raha, zamin chalne lagi,
sajna kya yehi pyaar hai ??
Nalayak, yeh pyar nahi EARTHQUAKE hai ! BHAAG !
Osama Bin Laden's favourite song :
" mainnikla, plane leke, o raste mein, newyork mein, ik mod ayamein W.T.C. tod
aaya...
Jab Jab tum angdai lete ho dam hamara nikal jata hai.
Aye Jalim Deodrant lagane me tumhara kya jata hai ?!<o:p></o:p>
unki gali se guzar rahe the kya ittefaq tha,
unki gali se guzar rahe the kya ittefaq tha,
unhoon ne phool phainka par gamla bhi saath tha !
dosti karo college wali se,
piyar karo office wali se,
programme karo paaroos wali se,
aankh ladao sali se,
love karo dil wali se
aur maar khao ghar wali se
pyar ka 1st asoul hai kay iss say phelay kay USSAY aap say acha milay,
aap uss say pehlay uss say acha dhoud lo
Bahut khushnooma kal ki Raat guzri hai
Kuch tanha par kuch khaas guzri hai
Na neend aayi na Khwaab koi
Bas aap hi ke khayalon ke saath guzri hai
Zindagi me kabhi to Hume yaad karoge
Mehfil me nahi, Tanhai me fariyaad karoge
Hum sa na mila, na Milega koi tumhe
Kabhi to apni kismat pe tum Naaz karoge
aapne dushman se hi dil laga baithe
Unki Saadgi se fareb kha baithe
Pattharon se tha Apna rishtaa..
Phir bhi Shishe ka Ghar bana baithe
Aapke shahar ka har mausam suhana lage,
Ek shaam chura loon aapki agar bura na lage,
Aap chahe bhula de hume ek pal me hi,
Aapko bhulane me shayad hume jamana lage.
Aaj kuch khas baat to jaroor hai .....
jo aap itne madhosh huwe ja rahe hain.....
kahin ye bin piye jaam ka nasha to nahin..
jo aap itne Ashiq mizaz huwe ja rahe hain
Aaj apne aap se khafaa hoon......
jo uske chere ki madhoshiyaan na pad saka,
par kya karoon uski yaad me aisa khoyaa ki
uski muskurahat ke peeche ki shararat na pad saka.
Aapka aashiyana humne dil me basa rakhha hai,
Aap ki yadon ko sine se laga rakhha hai,
Yad aate hai aap hi kyun bar bar,
waise dost to hum ne auro ko bhi bana rakhha hai.
Wo ruthe humse, hum manane chale..
manana nahi aata, ye bhul hi gaye..
manana humne kabhi sikhaa hi nahi..
humse yuun pahele kabhi koi rutha hi nahi..
kabhi kehte the dost hamare ko
jaan bhi maango to hazir hai,
Aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehte hai ,
aur maango to inkaar karte hain
Bewafa Tum Ho To Wafadaar Hum Bhi Nahi,
Besharam Tum Ho To Sharmile Hum Bhi Nahi,
Pyaar Ke Is Mode Par Aake Kehte Ho Shadishuda Ho
To Kya Hua Darling...Kunware Hum Bhi Nahin!
Gunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua,
Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua,
Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua,
Masti Ka mastaana Hua,
Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua
Ek Ladki Ko Dekha To Aisa Laga
Doosri Ladki Ko Dekha To waisa Laga
Jab Dono Ke Joote Pade...To Ek Jaisa Laga!!!
Jo Ek Galti Karay Woh Anjan
Jo 2 Galti Karay Woh Nadan
Jo 3 Galti Karay Woh Shaitan
Jo Galtion Pay Galti Karay Woh PAKISTAN
Jo Har Galti Maaf Karay Woh HINDUSTAN
Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se
sharmana...
Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se
Sharmana
Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana
dusara/tisra pyar hai,
dil bekrar hai,
aja more sajna verna chautha tayyar hai
Ye julfe teri janjeer ban gayee,
Sachmuch meri Taqdeer ban gayee.
Main to youn hi Khwab mei Ungliya fer raha tha,
Gour se dekha to, Teri Tashveer ban gayee
Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha, Har Meenar Ko Dekha,
Har Kaleen Ko Dekha, Har Khidki Se Dekha... Aur Bola... Maa Kasam, Bahut
Kharcha Ho Gaya !!!
Maine puchha chand se "dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin", chand ne
kaha "saale itni upar se dikhta hai kya".
Zindagi mein tum bahut aage jaaoge, kyonki jahan bhi tum jaooge, sab
kahenge, chal be chal aage chal.
Main ye nahi kehta k tumhain Pyaar nahi hay
Tum Pyaar tou kartey ho lakin Ehsaas nahi hay
Hum tou hain k Tum se Umeed-e-Wafa lagaye bethey hain
Aur Tum ho k Tumhain Ehd-e-Wafa Yaad nahi hay !!!
Tute hue pehmane per jaam nahi aata
ishq ke mareez ko aaram nahi aata
ehhh dil todne wale tune yeh to socha hota
ki tuta hua dil kissi ke kaam nahi aata.
jab nazar nazar se mili tab nazar ne nazar se kaha yeh nazar is
nazar ko nazar se na dekh kahi nazar ki nazar ko nazar na lage
ham sher hai, buland parwaz ka pad rakhtay hai, rothe huway
dilon ko manane ka hunar rakten hai
tum zakhm dena jante ho, to shouk se ham zakham sahanay ka fulad sa jigar
rakhtay hai
Na teer, na talvaar se ghayal hue hain...
Teri sirf ik nazaar se, zaalim, Shaayar hue hain
Duniya Se Jo Darre, Usse Kaayar Kehte Hain,
Duniya Jisse Darre, Usse Shaayar Kehte Hain
Mera har din teri har raat se achcha hoga
mera har lafz teri har baat se achcha hoga
doli se jhaank kar dekhna
mera janaaza teri baraat se achcha hoga
Usko chaha bhi to izhar karna na aaya,
kat gayi umr saari, hamein pyar karna na aaya,
usne manga bhi agar kuchh to judaai mangi,
aur hamein inkar karna bhi na aaya.
zindagi ka raaz anokha hai,
maut ka singar anokha hai,
pyar to pyar hai mere dost,
milne ka entjar anokha hai.
Raat ko jalte diye din ko bujha karte hai Magar
hum to teri yaado me, din-rat jala karte hai
Wakt Mila To Suljha Doonga Teri Julfe Bhi,
Abhi To Uljha Houn hu Me Wakt Ko Suljhane Mai.
zaroori to hahin ke jine ke liye sahara ho,
zaroori to nahin ke hum jinke hai woh bhi hamare ho,
kuchh kastiya doob bhi jayaaa karti hai,
zaroori to nahin ke har kasti ke liye kinara ho....
ishq ke bhi kuchh adaab hote hain
jaagti ankhon mein bhi khwaab hote hain
har koi roye yeh zaroori to nahin
khush aankhon mein bhi sailaab hote hain
khayaal ko kisi aahat ki aas rahti hai
nigah ko kisi surat ki pyaas rahti hai
tere bin kisi cheez ki kameen to nahin
magar tere bina zindagi udaas rahti hai
u to hum kisi ka peechhaa nahin karte
darde dil liya aur diya nahin karte
ittefaaq ki baat hai ye ki dosti aap se hai
varna itni keemti cheeez kisi ko diya nahin karte
aye mere hamnasheen tu nahin mere liye paraaya
pyaar to sab karte hain magar karna tum hi ne sikhaya
log kahte hain ki pyaar mein neend urr jaati hai
arre koi hamse bhi to pyaar kare
kambakht hame neend bahut aati hai
Tere Pyar ke liye
Sar Zamin ek kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
Ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga...
Shayad mere pyar ko
Taste karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa cut kiya
Ke paste karna bhool
gaye...
Laakhon honge nigaah mein
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...
Mere pyaar ke icon pe
kabhi to double-click karo...
Roz subha hum karte hain
pyar se unhe good morning...
Woh aise ghoor ke dekte hain
jaise 0 errors aur 5
warning...
Kal jab mile thhe
to dil mein hua ek sound.
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain
file not found!
Aisa bhi nahin hai ke
I don't like your face.
Par dil ke storage mein
there is no more disk space.
Ghar se jab tum nikale
ehen ke reshmi gown.
Jaane kitne dilon ka
ho gaya server down.
Jabse meri zindagi mein,
aayi hai ik female.
Bhool gaya hui sab kuchh
kya computer, kya e-mail.
Dil se ek ishq ki
Ek application kar raha hoon.
Pyaar se debug karna
mein wait kar raha hoon.
Tumhaare intezaar mein
neend aayee so gaya.
Yeh dekho mera connection
time out ho gaya..
Nazar mein to kai hain
Par dil se ek wo only hain...
Problem yehi hai ki voh
ab read only hain...
HASI KI RAH MAIN GUM MIL JAYE TO KYA KARE,
WAFA KI RAH MAIN BEWAFAI MIL JAYE TO KYA KARE,
KAISE BACHAYE ZINDAGI KO DHOKEBAAZO SE,
KOI MUSKURA KAR DHOKA DE JAYE TO KYA KARE
Safer ki ibtida howi k tera khayal aa gaya
meri zameen k saamney aik aasmaan aa gaya
ye faisla howa k meri shanakht aaina karey
mager ye kiss ka akss hai jo dermiyan aa gaya?
Her aik shab meri taza aazaab mai guzri
tumharey baad tumharey he khuwab mai guzri
mai aik phol hooun wo mujh ko rakh k bhool gaya
tamam umer ussi ki kitab mai guzri..
Ager dhoondoun to koi mill he jaye ga
mager kon hum ko tumhari terha cahey ga
tumhein koi cahatoun ki nigahoun sey zaroor deekhta hoga
mager wo aankhein hamari kahan sey laye ga?
Merey dil pey khanjer chala ker chala gaya
meri aankhoun mai aansoo saja ker chala gaya
ussey cahye tha k meri kaber pey aa k rooye
wo guzra bhi to muskura ker chala gaya..
Tapish sooraj sey hoti hai
jalna zameen ko perhta hai
qusoor aankhoun ka hota hai
tarapna dil ko perhta hai..
Mere marne ke baad mere doston
Yu aansu na bahanaa
Agar meri yaad aaye to
Sidhe upar chale aana.
Reh reh kar mujh ko to bas ek hi khayal aata hai,
Wo kambakht na janay kaun se sabun se nahata hai.
Aapki in aankho mein doob jaane ka jee karta hai,
Par beech mein yeh kambakht chashmaa aa jaata hai.
Teri aankhen jhuki jhuki,
Tera chehra khila khila,
Jab tere gaalo par se haath ghumaaya,
To aadha kilo FAIR AND LOVELY mila.
Jab bhi teri nighah mujhe dundti hogi ji bhar ke kabhi dekha nahi yehi
sochti hogi,
Har lamha mujhe pehlu mein mehsoos kiya hoga shokh nazaro mein meri hi
adaa ghoom ti hogi.
Saaki ko maikhane mein peene ka mazaa aataa hai,
Aur mujhe teri muhobbat mein mar mar ke jine ka mazaa aataa hai,
Na chahte huye bhi ye kaam kiye jaataa hoon,
Teri yaad mein har dum jaam piye jaataa hoon.
Kashti Behti hain Kainaare ki talaash main...
Log milte hain Pyaar ki aas main....
Hum roz milte nahin aapse magar....
Waqt Bitaate hain aapki Yaad main...
gumsum zara udaas si bekal hain ladkiyaan
lagata kisi ke pyaar me pagal hain ladkiyaan
patthar enhe jo kehte hain bewkoof hain dekho jara kareeb se makhmal hain
ladkyaan
jungle lageega shaher gar jo ye na rahengi
sach poochhiye to shaher ki hulchul hain ladkiyaan
kehne ke liye ganga ke jaisi pavitra hain
apne liye sharaab ki botal hain ladkiyaan
JO EK KHUDA NAHIN MILTA TO ITNA MATAM KYUN,
YAHAN TO KOI MERA HUMZUBAAN NAHIN MILTA.
KHADA HUN KABSE MEIN CHENROON KE JUNGAL MEIN ,
TUMHARE CHEHRE KOI BHI YAHAN NAHIN MILTA.
zikkar tera meri khani me
chand ka aks jese pani me
woh to khamoosh hi raha aur
hum jaane kia kiya keh gaye rawaani me
Har jagah tumhein talashati rahin ye aankhen
apni tadap ka mujhe ehsaas dilaati rahin ye aankhen
gar kismat mein meri tum nahin the
to kyun jhoothe khwab dikhaati rahin ye aankhen
AMAL SE BHI MANGA, WAFA SE BHI MANGA,
HUM NE TUJHE TERI RAZA SE BHI MANGA,
PHIR NAHI HO SAKA TO DUA SE BHI MANGA,
QUSAM HAI KHUDA KI TUJH KO KHUDA SE BHI MANGA.
KAASH MERE DIL KI MERE DILBAR KO KHABAR HO JAYE.
LAFZON KI JARURAT NA RAHE KHAMOSHIYON ME ASAR HO JAYE.
INTEHA HO JAYE PYAR KI AUR IK DIN VO AAYE.
LOG DEKHEN JAB BHI TUJKO, MERA CHEHRA NAZAR AAYE.
Gungat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Dewanna Hua,
Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua,
Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua,
Masti Kamastaana Hua,
Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua
Teri LOVELY EYES Ne
Mujpe Ek EFFECT Kiya Hai
Ki Meene Sabko REJECT Karke
Tujko SELECT Kiya Hai
Ek Ladki Ko Dekha To Aisa Laga
Doosri Ladki Ko Dekha To Vaisa Laga
Jab Dono Ke Joote Lage...To Ek Jaisa Laga!!!
Bewafa Tum Ho To Wafadaar Hum Bhi Nahi,
Besharam Tum Ho To Sharamdaar Hum Bhi Nahi,
Pyaar Ke Is Mode Par Aake Kehte Ho Shadishuda Ho
To Kya Hua Darling...Kunware Hum Bhi Nahin!
Woh Ladki Kitni Pyaari Thi, Jis Ko Aankh Maari Thi
Woh Sendal Kitni Bhaari Thi, Jo Us Ney Sar Per Maari Thi
akabhi kehte the dost hamare ke
"jaan bhi maango to hazir hai",
Aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehte hai ,
aur maango to inkaar karte hain
tere der pe sanam hazar baar ayengey,
tere der pe sanam hazar baar ayengey,
Ghanti bajayengey aur bhaag jayengey
Zamane ke dar se teri tasweer toilet mein chupai rakhi hai!
dedar ho tera bar bar isliye julab ki goli kha rakhi hai
Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana...
Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana...
Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana
Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai,
to kya hua....
Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai!
ha ha ha ha!!!!
Har Karz dosti ka ada kon karega,
Jab hum na rahe to dosti kon karega,
ae khuda mere dosto ko salamat rakhna,
Warna meri shaadi mein dance kon karega??
Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho.
Hawa koi lehrayi to lagta hai ki tum ho.
Ab tum hi batao, kya tum kisi BHOOT se kam ho ?
Dabbay mein dabba...Dabbay mein Khargosh !
Larki ne ankh mari larka behosh !!!
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha zindgi main,badi joshh ke sath !
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha zindgi main,badi shhor ke sath !
Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath !
Kyon ki usey kal shaamko dekha kisi aur ke sath
Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
ki vo aap jaisa dost aur na bnaye...,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
kahin vo bhi common na ho jaye!!
Ankhiyon se ankhiyaan mila meri rani,
ankhiyon se ankhiyaan mila meri rani,
teri baain aankh kani,
meri daain aankh kani.
waah waah...waah waah
Apne husn par itna naaz na kar O Pagli,
Pata hai ki tu roz lagaati hai Fair & Lovely
Pyar ek baar ho to bholapan hai,
pyar do baar ho to apnapan hai,
pyar teen baar ho to deewana pan hai,
pyar baar baar ho to kaminapan hai!!
Pyaar nahin karna tha humse,
dillagi to na ki hoti,
ae bewafa beech samundar mein laakar maara,
ek kashti to di hoti.
Dekh kar noor-e-Taj bola Shah-jahan ka pota,
dekh kar noor-e-Taj bola Shah-jahan ka pota,
Agar Daadi tu na hoti to yeh kharcha to na hota!!
Aankhon mein aansu aa jaate hain
Phir bhi labo pe muskaan rakhni padti hai
Yeh mohabbat bhi kya cheez hai yaaron
Jisse karte hai useese chupani padti hai
Do kadam to sab chal lete hain
Par zindagi bhar ka saath koi nahi nibhata
Agar ro kar bhulaai jaati yaadein
To hans kar koi gum na chupata.
Main sochu bhi kaise, ki tum mere ho na sakoge,
Duur ho itna, ab aur paas ho na sakoge
Yaad rakhna hamesha tum ek baat
Mere jaane ke baad tum saanse le na sakoge
Khushboo ki tarah aapke paas bikhar jaayenge,
Sukoon bankar dil mein utar jaayenge
Mehsoos karne ki koshish to kijiye,
Duur hote hue bhi paas nazar aayenge..
Jo hudd se na guzar jaaye wo pyaar hi kya
Jo pyaar karne pe majboor na kar de, wo ikraaar hi kya
Intezaar to sab karte hai,
Jo saanse tootne tak saath na de wo yaar hi kya
Mushkilon se Aapki Mulakat Na Ho,
Udas Baitho Esi koi Baat Na ho....
Dua Hai Ki Mehfilon Se Saje Zindagi Aapki,
Bas Mumein Pukar Lena Agar koi Saath Na Ho....
Koun jane kal tujhe dekhne hum rahe ya na rahe
teri khushi to humesha mangenge
Mana galti mujse hui
Aisi bhi galti na thi ke tum kabhi mujhe maaf hi na kar sakogi
Dar lagta hein rone se
ki ye sochke aansu logonko nazar aayenge
Kaisi ye jindagi hein
Tanaha rahakar bhi tanahai ke liye tarsata hein
Neendain meri Aankhon se churaata hai wohi shakhs
So jaaoon tu khawaabon mein bhi aata hai wohi shakhs
Hur zakhm ka khaaliq bhi koi aur nahin hai.............
hur zakhm pe marhum bhi lagaata hai wohi shakhs
Band hoton se kaha rahi hain wo,
Apni aankhon se baha rahi hain wo,
Nazar main dekh utha kar nazrein,
zindagi hoon main kaha rahi hain wo.
Yun to duniya main kayi tere talabdar hue,
tere aashiq, tere gam ke kharidar hue,
itni si baat pe kyon hain ye duniya naraz,
hum fakat ek tabassum ke gunahagar hue.
Bolti hai Dosti Chup rehata hai Pyar
Hasati hai Dosti, Rulata hai Pyar
Rulati hai Dosti, Juda karta hai Pyar
Phir bhi Kyon Dosti chodkar Log karte hai Pyar
Sapno Se Dil Lagane Ki Aadat Nahi Rahi,
Har Waqt Muskurane Ki Aadat Nahi Rahi...
Ye Soch K Ki Koi Manane Nahi Aayega,
Ab Hame Ruth Jane Ki Aadat Nahi Rahi...
Pyar ke Kore Kagaz pe Likhane ke liye Dil ki Kalam
Chahiye
Jindgi ka safar Katne ke liye Apsa Khubsurat Sanam
Chahiye
Ab Aur Manzil Pane Ki Hasrat Nahi,
Kisi Ki Yaad Me Mar Jane Ki Fitrat Nahi...
Aap Jese Dost Jabse Mile,
Kisi Aur Ko Dost Banane Ki Jarurat Nahi.....
uff ye bedard siyahi ye hawa ke nouhe
kissko maalum hai is shabb ki sahar ho ki na ho
ek nazar kere dariche ki taraf dekh to lun
doobti aankhon mein fir taab-e-nazar ho ki naa ho
abhi roushan hai tere garm shabista ke diye
nilgu pardo se chha-nti hai shuaa-e ab tak
ajnabi baanhon mein halke se lachakti hongi
tere mahke hue baalon ki ridaye ab tak
sard hoti hui bhatti ke dhu-e ke humraah
haath failae bade aate hai boj-hil saaye
koun ponchhe meri aankhon ke sulagte aansu
koun uljhe hue baalon ki girah suljhaaye
aah ye gaar-e-halakat ye diye ka mahbas
umr apni inhi makano mein kati
jindagi fitrat-e-behis ki purani taksir
ek hakikat thi magar chand fasano mein kati
kitni asaishe hansti rahi evaano mein
kitne dar meri javani pe sada band rahe
kitne haathon ne buna atlaso-kamkhwab magar
mere malboos ki takdir me peband rahe
julm sahte hue insaano ke is maktal mein
koi farda te tasvvur se kaha tak bahale
umr bhar reng-te rahne ki saja hai jeena
ek do din ki ajiyat ho to koi sah le
Aansu ko ankhon ki
Dehliz pe laya na karo.
Apne dil ki halat
Kisiko bataya na karo.
Log mutthi bhar namak liye
Ghoom rahe hain
Apne zakhm kisiko
Dikhaya na karo.
Mohabbat ki shamma jalake to dekho,
Zara dil ki duniya saja kar to dekho,
Tumhe ho na jaaye mohabbat to kehna,
Zara humse nazaren milake to dekho.
Log ishq karte hain,
Bare shor ke saath.
Humne bhi kiya,
Bare zor ke saath.
Magar ab karenge,
Thora gaur ke saath.
Kyonki kal usko dekha,
Kisi aur ke saath.
Ta mam umar zindagi se door rahe,
Teri khushi ke liye tujse door rahe
Ab is se badkar wafa ki saza kya hogi
Ki tere hokar bhi tujse door rahe.
Jab bhi apse milne ki takdeer nazar ayi
Mujhe pavon main bandhi zanjeer nazar ayi
Teri yaad main nikal pare mere aansu
Har aansu main teri tasweer nazar ayi.
Talaash karo koyi tumhe mil jayega
Magar humari tarah tumhe kaun chahega
Zaroor koyi chahat ki nazar se tumhe dekhega
Magar hamara dil kahan se layega.
Befor the networks get jammed,
before the sun sets
before the fireworks die out and
before the clock ticks twelve
here's wishing u a happy new year...
Sarson da Saag
makke di roti
achhe doston ki jodi aur shabhi ka pyar
ye naya sal tera
khub gujare yaar...
Dosti Ka Pehla Pegam Apkay Naam
Zandagi Ki Akhri Sham Apkay NAam
Iss Safar main hUmsafar Hain hUm DOnn0
IS Dosti Ko Nibhana Hain Apka Naam
IS Qadar hUmari Chahhat Ka Imtehan Na LiJiye
kyUn hO hUmSay KhaFaa Bayaan tO KiJiyE
KAr DeJiye MAf Agar hOgaye hUmSay Khataa
Yu YAad Na KArke Saza Na DiJiye
RishTo0n Ki Yeh Duniya Hai NiraLi
Sab Rishto0n Say Pyari Hai dOSti tUmhari
ManZo0r Hai AanSu Bhi AanKho0n Main HumaRe
Agar Aah JAye MusKan hout Pe TumhaRay
KHUDA SaY Tho0ra RaHam KhaReed LaitaY
Aap Kay ZakhMo0 Ka MArham Khareed LaiTay
Agar Kahi Bikhti Kushiyaan Meri
tU Sari Bech Kar Apka haR Ghum KhaReed LAiTay
Jaam PAy Jaam Peenay Say Kia Faida
ShaM kO Pi sUbha Utar JAhayGi
Aray dO Bo0nd aPni dOSti Ki PiLa DaY
ZandaGi Sarri NAshe Main GhuzAr JayeGi
FiZa Main Mehakti Ek Sham hO0 tUm
Pyar Main ChaLakta JAam ho0 tUm
SeeNay ChuPayEe PhirTay Hain hUm YAad tUmhaRi
Meri ZandaGi Ka Do0sara Naam ho0 tUm
WadAy PAy wOh AaetBAr Nahi KArTay
Hum Zikr-e-MoHabbat Sare BAazar Nahi KArTay
Darta Hai Dil Unki Ruswai Say
aUr wOh SoChTay Hain hUm UnSay PyaR Nahi KartaY
HAr KAdam Per ImteHAn Laiti Hai ZandaGi
HAr Waqt NAyaa Sadma DEti Hai Zandagi
hUm zandagi Say Kia ShikWa KArain
Aap JAiSay Dost Bhi Tu Daitay hain ZandaGi
KAsh wOh NagMAe HumaY sUnayee Na hOte
Aaj Unko SUn KAr AanSo0 Na Aye hoTay
Agar Issi Tarha Bho0l HEe Jaana thA
tU Itni Gehrai Saay DiL Main SAmayEe Naa hOtaY
Wo ruth kar kahti hai humse,
"Tumhara to mel jol mehanga ho gayaa hai.."
Us pagli ko kaun samjhaye,
Array Petrol mehangaa ho gayaa hai.
Manta hoon janeman,
Tere bina nahi jina hai
Magar Card ki kya zaroorat hai ?
Tax cut gaya hai, march ka mahina hai.
Kuch to meri halat ka khayaal karo !!
Meri byke pe to hamesha ghoomti ho
Kabhi to apne baap ki CAR ka bhi istemal karo...
Faasle Mita Kar Aapas Me Pyar Rakhana,
Pyar Ka Yeh Rista Hamesha U Hi Barkarar Rakhana,
Bichad Jaye Kabhi Aap Se Hum,
Aankho Me Hamesha Hamara Intezar Rakhana...
Pal Pal Tarsa Hu Is Pal Ke Liye,
Ye Pal AAya Bhi To Kuch Pal Ke Liye,
Socha Tha Ise Zindagi Ka Ek HASIN Pal Bana Lu,
Par Ye Pal Thahara Bhi To Kuch Pal Ke Liye....
Kalam Uthayi Hai Labz Nahi Milta,
Jisse Dhundh Rahe Hai,
Woh Shakas Nahi Milta,
Firte Hai Woh Zamane Ki Talash Mein...
Chahat Ki Tum Kisise Imtihan mat lena....
Jo Nibha hi na sako woh wada hi na karna....
Jise tumhare bin jeene ki adat hi na ho....
Use jeene ki dua hi na dena....
Ishq wale bade nadan hote hain
wahan le jate hain kashti
jahan toofan hote hain
Pyar hua ikraar hua......
pyar hua ikraar hua hai
pyar se phir kyun darta hai dil
kehta hai dil, rasta mushkil
maloom nahi.n hai kahan manzil
pyar hua ikraar hua....
Aise Rang ka bhi kya fayda jo fikha lage
aisa likhne ka bhi kya fayda jo jhootha lage
shayari wo hai jo dil se nikale
aur jiske sunte hi dard jage..
Meri Chaahat Pe Tum Humesha Bharosha Rakhana,
Ey Khuda Mere Mehboob ko Sada Salamat Rakhana,
Tere Sapnoko Sanwar Ne Hum Jaroor Aayenge,
Bas Aankho Me Humara Intezaar Rakhana
Woh yaad aaye bhulate bhulate
Dil ke zakham ubhar aaye chupate chupate
Sikaya tha jisne muskurana
Usine rulaya hasate hasate.
Ek tanha aur serd raat mein aapki yyad aayi
Tanhai mitane ko humne aag jalayi
Naa jaane kaisi qayamat ho gayi
Ke dhuen ne bhi aapki tasveer banayi
Zindagi ke liye jeena zaroori hai,
Jeene ke liye armaan zaroori hai,
Zindagi mein chahe kitna bhi gam ho,
Aapke chehre par muskaan zaroori hai.
khayal main jeene ki aadat nahi hamari hian...
Hosh main bhi hamere pyaar ki jo khumari hian....
Mila hian hamme pyaar inta...
jahennum bhi hamme jannat se pyaari hian...
Khubiya itni to nahi hum mein,
ki kisi ke dil mein ghar kar jaynege....
par bhulana bhi aasan nahi hoga,
aisa kuch kar jaynge....
Sochta ho in sagar ki lahro ko dekh kar.....,
Kyu ye kinara se takra karlaut jati he?
Karti ha wo kinare se bewafai ya sagar se wafa nibhati ha?..
Bolti hai Dosti Chup rehata hai Pyar
Hasati hai Dosti, Rulata hai Pyar
Rulati hai Dosti, Juda karta hai Pyar
Phir bhi Kyon Dosti chodkar Log karte hai Pyar
Sapno Se Dil Lagane Ki Aadat Nahi Rahi,
Har Waqt Muskurane Ki Aadat Nahi Rahi...
Ye Soch K Ki Koi Manane Nahi Aayega,
Ab Hame Ruth Jane Ki Aadat Nahi Rahi...
Ek hansi jo hansa de,
Ek aansu jo rula de,
Ek aarzu jo jaga de,
Ek chahat jo samajh le,
Har aahat jo jaan le,
Usi rishtey ka nam dosti hain.
Samja na koi dil ki baat ko,
Dard duniya ne bina soche hi de diya...
Seh gaye jo humdard ko chupke se,
To humko he patthar dil keh diya...
Itna kuch khoya ki hume pana nahi aaya,
Pyar kiya to phir jatana nahi aaya...
Aa gaye is dil mein pehli hi nazar mein woh,
Kasoor unka nahi humara tha jo unke dil me samana nahi
aaya.
Sukhe Patton Se Pyar Kar Lenge,
Hum Tumpar Aitbaar Kar Lenge...
Tum Sifr Ek Bar Kah Do, Ke Tum Hamare Ho...
Ham Umar Bhar Intajar Kar Lenge...
Mana Ye Waqt Hame Yaad Karne Wala Nahi,
Par Bewaqt Hame Yaad Kar Liya Karo...
Mana Aapke Aas Pass Sari Duniya Hai,
Kabhi Hamari Kami Ka Ehsas Bhi Kar Liya Karo...
Kabhi Pass To Kabhi Dur,
Kabhi Husna To Kabhi Noor...
Badi Fursat Se Banaya Hai Khuda Ne Tumhe,
Ke Dekhte Hi Ho Gaye Ham Chur Chur...
